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    Dear England: We will, we will, Rock You!

    I just wanted to throw out the opening shot.

    Now let's hope you guys don't demolish us tomorrow.
    ...it's worse than we thought. it turns out the people at the white house are not secret muslims, they're nerds.

    #2
    It will be like one of your American sports - the score will be in double digits......but only for England.

    Rooney for a 'triple-double', 10 goals, 10 assists and 10 fouls.

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      #3
      Want to see how the crazy new ball performs. Have seen some cork screw kicks with it. Wonder how it will effect the scores.. if it has any effect at all.
      Rick Brauer or just call me - Mr B

      http://www.riseadventures.org

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        #4
        We've got a plan.

        Rooney's getting roofied tonight and will wake up in East Asia.
        ...it's worse than we thought. it turns out the people at the white house are not secret muslims, they're nerds.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Alick View Post
          It will be like one of your American sports - the score will be in double digits......but only for England.

          Rooney for a 'triple-double', 10 goals, 10 assists and 10 fouls.
          Ouch!

          Originally posted by Steven Edwards View Post
          We've got a plan.

          Rooney's getting roofied tonight and will wake up in East Asia.
          Dream on.

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            #6
            1-1? I consider that a win!

            Seriously, which primary school team did you get your goalie from? That was horrible!
            ...it's worse than we thought. it turns out the people at the white house are not secret muslims, they're nerds.

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              #7
              Pah!

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                #8
                Originally posted by keps View Post
                Pah!
                Double Pah!

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                  #9
                  Yeah, it was not good.

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                    #10
                    Didn't you guys, like, invent the sport or something?

                    /rolls off to refill salt shaker
                    ...it's worse than we thought. it turns out the people at the white house are not secret muslims, they're nerds.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Alick View Post
                      Yeah, it was not good.
                      We British are the the masters of understatement.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Steven Edwards View Post
                        Didn't you guys, like, invent the sport or something?

                        /rolls off to refill salt shaker
                        You're loving this, aren't you?

                        Originally posted by Timaru View Post
                        We British are the the masters of understatement.
                        Quite.

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by keps View Post
                          You're loving this, aren't you?
                          You chaps had 8 full years to laugh at us! I'm just trying to enjoy it while I can.
                          ...it's worse than we thought. it turns out the people at the white house are not secret muslims, they're nerds.

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                            #14
                            the poor English goalie! If England doesn't get out of the first-round, Green won't be able to go into a pub for the rest of his life.

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                              #15
                              Typical English performance. We never make it easy and flatter to deceive - early goal, slick movement replaced by cluelessness.

                              USA are a good side, annoys me when I hear English fans who don't realise that US competitive record is very good in recent years.

                              My prediction is that we'll both go through and falter by the quarter finals.
                              C5/6 incomplete

                              "I assume you all have guns and crack....."

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