jb vs. jb

[alpentalic]

It's been posited "can God create a stone so big he can't move it", but after watching the "Bourne Ultimatum" last night I really wonder:

Could Jack Bauer track down and catch Jason Bourne? (in 24 hours)

[doingtimeonmyass]

I don't know. If it were the Jack Bauer prior to season 2, I would have to say absolutely. But with all the health problems, torture, stress, and time he's had to endure up until now, I'd say no.

[jon 0]

jason bourne is only caught when he allows it!

[-scott-]

doesn't matter. chuck norris could take them both out with one swift roundhouse kick.

[alpentalic]

doesn't matter. chuck norris could take them both out with one swift roundhouse kick.

one vote: Walker, TX Ranger

[EAK]

You are forgetting about the third jb.

Bond, James Bond.

I say he takes out both of them.

[alpentalic]

You are forgetting about the third jb.

Bond, James Bond.

I say he takes out both of them.

Oh man, JB3 is for sure the third installment.
JB2 : Jack Black finally offs (spoiler alert)

[-scott-]

JB5: Jessica Biel.

Carry on.

[jon 0]

JB5 wins, thread over.

[EAK]

JB5: Jessica Biel.

Carry on.

Ahh! You found Bond's weakness. Women.

[jb]

geez, when i 1st saw this, i was like WTF but it's ok now