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    You Know You're "A Person With A Disability" When

    You get on lists that produce emails like this:


    What Mom really wants...is a lift chair! Mother's Day is May 13th. Order a lift chair by April 30th so Mom is sitting pretty on her special day

    What a tender sentiment!
    Foolish

    "We have met the enemy and he is us."-POGO.

    "I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it."~Edgar Allan Poe

    "Dream big, you might never wake up!"- Snoop Dogg

    #2
    Lol, too funny, Foolish Old!

    To this list I'd add -

    You know you're "a person with a disability" when...
    someone gives you a birthday present of a disabled parking badge holder, complete with embossed wheelchair symbol.

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      #3
      LOL You know you have a disability, when you look in front of you there is a crotch or rear looking at ya.
      Jerry

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        #4
        You really know ...

        when the maitre' D always gives you the worst table in the house.

        Hey, we tip, too! And not just out of our chairs.

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          #5
          You Know...

          You're a person with a disibility when your upper arms are larger in girth than your thighs.

          You're a person with a disability when women begin trusting you.

          You're a person with a disability when your personal fragrence is
          ode de urine.

          You're a person with a disibility when you personify, "Shit Happens."

          You're a person with a disibility when your van's adaptable hardware cost more than the original vehicle.

          You're a person with a disibility when you have more than two pocket doors in your home.

          You're a person with a disibility when for your next birthday you really want that lift chair from Spin Life.
          You C.A.N.
          Conquer Adversity Now

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            #6
            Originally posted by Foolish Old
            What Mom really wants...is a lift chair!
            Oh, good gods! I think not. Although my mother was thrilled when her BIL gave her a walking cane with a sword in it.

            C.

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              #7
              You know you're dis when

              ... when your new chair costs more than your first car.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Foolish Old
                You get on lists that produce emails like this:


                What Mom really wants...is a lift chair! Mother's Day is May 13th. Order a lift chair by April 30th so Mom is sitting pretty on her special day

                What a tender sentiment!
                ... when you can understand why that's funny.

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                  #9
                  when the waitress asks the person beside you, "Does he drink water?"
                  C2/3 quad since February 20, 1985.

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                    #10
                    when you ask for the soup du jour and you're offered a 'nice big bowl of cold applesauce' instead.

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Redneck
                      You're a person with a disibility when your upper arms are larger in girth than your thighs.

                      You're a person with a disability when women begin trusting you.

                      You're a person with a disability when your personal fragrence is
                      ode de urine.

                      You're a person with a disibility when you personify, "Shit Happens."

                      You're a person with a disibility when your van's adaptable hardware cost more than the original vehicle.

                      You're a person with a disibility when you have more than two pocket doors in your home.

                      You're a person with a disibility when for your next birthday you really want that lift chair from Spin Life.




                      I think you're ready for Comedy Central.

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                        #12
                        You're a person with a disability when talking to a woman's breasts is socially acceptable.

                        You're a person with a disability when bodily function become big events.

                        You're a person with a disability when you get asked "what happened" or "can you have sex" more than 5 times per day.

                        You're a person with a disability when you get to cut in line and nobody objects.
                        http://www.dsportsman.com

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                          #13
                          Debbie would say "You know you're a person with a disability when you regularly get banged upside the head by two-ton purses"
                          Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
                          - Albert Einstein

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Tiger Racing
                            Oh, good gods! I think not. Although my mother was thrilled when her BIL gave her a walking cane with a sword in it.

                            C.
                            If I ever meet your mother, remind me to be very, VERY respectful!
                            Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
                            - Albert Einstein

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                              #15
                              You're going through old papers and think you should frame your first invoice for medical supplies.
                              "The world will not perish for want of wonders but for want of wonder."
                              J.B.S.Haldane

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