Bup budda bup bep bowp beep BAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SENIOR MEMBER!!!
I . . . AM . . . AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Ladies, ladies!! Please settle down for a minute and let me talk! I know you can hardly contain yourselves, but try to relax!
Thank you thank you. Yes, it’s good to be a Senior Member. It has been a long road and goodness knows I’ve paid my dues.
So there are going to be some changes around here. I’m taking over these forums, and from now on will be addressed as “Your Omnipotence”.
All women are now required to have avatars with bikini girls/cheerleaders on them, and all men must display pictures of their faces cut out and pasted onto the image of David Hasselhoff I’ve attached below. There will be free, unlimited beer and barbecued meat, which will make up our exclusive diets. All other foods, including water and anything that is green and comes from a plant, are hereby banned.
Each person will write a short essay entitled “Why Ozymandias Is So Awesome” and have it in by tomorrow morning. We will know if you don’t really mean it, and you will have to rewrite it over and over until you do.
A new secretary will be appointed to gather all of my posts and have them bound in volumes to be housed in the Library of Congress. I’ll also be needing an official spokesperson to deal with the press, and a personal assistant to schedule my massages, spa visits, and to make sure I have time for all of the adoring supermodels and female athletes. Sorry I haven’t called, Sharapova.
Well all, I’m looking forward to being the new Kingpin and Big Enchilada around here. I’d stay and write more, but I’m being knighted this afternoon, and need to polish my numerous medals.
Excelsior, my friends! Excelsior! Clayton
SENIOR MEMBER!!!
I . . . AM . . . AWESOME!!!!!!!!
Ladies, ladies!! Please settle down for a minute and let me talk! I know you can hardly contain yourselves, but try to relax!
Thank you thank you. Yes, it’s good to be a Senior Member. It has been a long road and goodness knows I’ve paid my dues.
So there are going to be some changes around here. I’m taking over these forums, and from now on will be addressed as “Your Omnipotence”.
All women are now required to have avatars with bikini girls/cheerleaders on them, and all men must display pictures of their faces cut out and pasted onto the image of David Hasselhoff I’ve attached below. There will be free, unlimited beer and barbecued meat, which will make up our exclusive diets. All other foods, including water and anything that is green and comes from a plant, are hereby banned.
Each person will write a short essay entitled “Why Ozymandias Is So Awesome” and have it in by tomorrow morning. We will know if you don’t really mean it, and you will have to rewrite it over and over until you do.
A new secretary will be appointed to gather all of my posts and have them bound in volumes to be housed in the Library of Congress. I’ll also be needing an official spokesperson to deal with the press, and a personal assistant to schedule my massages, spa visits, and to make sure I have time for all of the adoring supermodels and female athletes. Sorry I haven’t called, Sharapova.
Well all, I’m looking forward to being the new Kingpin and Big Enchilada around here. I’d stay and write more, but I’m being knighted this afternoon, and need to polish my numerous medals.
Excelsior, my friends! Excelsior! Clayton
Ate them from the time I was a little kid. So watch out Big Enchilada, don't get near me.!! 
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