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    Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines

    Extremely Lame Pick Up Lines

    1. The word of the day is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.

    2. That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

    3. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hand.

    4. I like every bone in your body especially mine.

    5. How about you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up?

    6. Will you be my love buffet so I can lay you out on a table and take anything I want?

    7. Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?

    8. Baby I'm like milk, I'll do your body good.

    9. Is that a mirror in your pants because I can see myself in them.

    10. Hey baby lets play army I'll lay down you can blow me up.

    11. If your left is thanksgiving and your right leg is Christmas can I visit you in-between the holidays

    12. If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

    13. You're like a Pringles. Once I pop you, I can't stop you!

    14. I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, and then move up to your belly-button.

    15. Is it hot in here or is it just you?

    16. If you were a car door I would slam you all night long

    17. How about you sit on my lap and we'll straighten things out

    18. If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

    19. Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

    20. Can I have fries with that shake!

    21. I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U.

    22. You're so sweet you're giving me a toothache.

    23. Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?

    24. If I had eleven roses and you, I'd have a dozen.

    25. Hi, I'm new in town. Can I have directions to your house?

    26. Pardon my is there a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

    27. Do you know CPR because you take my breath away.

    28. Your daddy must of been a drug dealer 'cause you're dope.

    29. My face is leaving in 15 minutes...be on it!

    30. I'd look good on you.

    31. When does your centerfold come out.

    32. So do ya wanna see something really swell?

    33. I've seem to have lost my number, can I have yours?

    34. I've got the hot dog and you got the buns.

    35. Is your name Gillette? ...because you're the best a man can get.

    36. Are we near the airport or is that just my heart taking off?

    37. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock.

    38. You have nice legs. What time do they open?

    39. Do you like Subway? How about my foot long?

    40. Hey that dress looks nice. Can I talk you out of it.

    41. Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd just love to tap that ass!

    42. Are those pants from outer space? Cause that ass is out of this world.

    43. You're like a championship bass, I don't know if I should mount you or eat you.

    44. Is your dad a terrorist? Because your the bomb!

    45. Are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written all over you.

    46. If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head tonight?

    http://www.davesdaily.com/funpages/pick-up-lines.htm
    Last edited by roshni; 13 Mar 2006, 5:41 PM.

    #2
    47. How do you like your eggs? Scrambled, poached, or fertilized?
    Don't think of yourself as an ugly person, just a beautiful monkey.
    Always remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

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      #3
      And us SCI boys can always use....

      I can't feel my legs, can I feel yours?
      "It is every man's obligation to put back into the world at least the equivalent of what he takes out of it. Try not to become a man of success but rather try to become a man of value." - Albert Einstein

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        #4
        I've actually heard a couple of these, and before you ask, No, they did not work!

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          #5
          Originally posted by LaMemChose
          I've actually heard a couple of these, and before you ask, No, they did not work!
          How could any of them work? I only got about a thrid of the way through them and concluded that only the most callous, insensitive morons would even consider using them.
          "Sometimes I just sets and thinks...
          and sometimes I just sets.
          "

          Otis Redding I think

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            #6
            Originally posted by jukespin
            How could any of them work? I only got about a thrid of the way through them and concluded that only the most callous, insensitive morons would even consider using them.
            Only for use by the callous, insensitive and moronic or insanely drunk.

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              #7
              "Hi my name is *****, I'm your next ex boyfriend."
              Death and taxes

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                #8
                Do you live around here often?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DeadEye
                  And us SCI boys can always use....

                  I can't feel my legs, can I feel yours?
                  Man, that's the best. I heard someone actually use:
                  "Baby - I'd go back to prison for a night with you"

                  -- JB

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                    #10
                    OK Ladies, what was wrong with #24

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                      #11
                      Oh 24 is all kinds of cheezy.

                      I had a guy try to pick me up by calling me someone else's name. I talked to him for a few minutes only to find that 1) his friend is not in a chair (so obviously I am not her, and 2) he'd just moved to town and the gal was back home. So how could I be her?

                      Yeah, buddy in less than a week, your gal pal became a para and showed up in a bar in Montucky. puh-leez.
                      http://official-linerider.com/index.html

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                        #12
                        - grab her ass and ask, ''is this seat taken?''

                        - let's quit the grinnin' and drop the linen..

                        - Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

                        - Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

                        - Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

                        - Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

                        - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

                        - Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

                        - Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

                        - Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

                        - Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?





                        Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of jalapenos--What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

                        If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. Carlos Mencia

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                          #13
                          Originally posted by 2jazzyjeff
                          - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?
                          This reminds me. This one was used on me by a Sioux:

                          Do you have any Indian in you? Do you want some?
                          http://official-linerider.com/index.html

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                            #14
                            Originally posted by 2jazzyjeff
                            - grab her ass and ask, ''is this seat taken?''

                            - let's quit the grinnin' and drop the linen..

                            - Excuse me, but would you like an orally stimulated orgasm?

                            - Do you sleep on your stomach? [any answer] Can I?

                            - Do you know the difference between my penis and a chicken leg? No??? Well, let's go on a picnic and find out!

                            - Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist.

                            - Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out....) Would you like to?

                            - Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza?

                            - Hey Baby! I'd like to use your thighs as earmuffs.

                            - Hey baby, wanna play lion? OK. You go kneel right there and I'll throw you my meat.

                            - Hey, baby, wanna lock crotches and swap gravy?
                            You forgot, - Hey, my name's Jeff, what's your's?
                            Word to your mother

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                              #15
                              Buck, these are the one's you use to pick up men...

                              - I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body?

                              - I wanna put my dingy into your thingy.

                              - I'd love to swap bodily fluids with your ass.

                              - My name's Buck... That's so you know what to scream.

                              - I work for a fudge factory, wanna' go pack some?

                              you never should have pm'd me with those.. you just knew that i was gonna' use them against ya'..





                              Life isn't like a bowl of cherries or peaches. It's more like a jar of jalapenos--What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow.

                              If you ain't laughing, you ain't living, baby. Carlos Mencia

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