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    "Christmas Stuff, links, sites, jokes, etc."

    I was just gonna post this link, and thought we might as well have one thread for Christmas links and jokes etc. I'm sure there will be lots of cool stuff we'd like to share with others. So anywho, I got this today it's pretty cute.

    Speakers on:

    http://web.icq.com/shockwave/0,,4845,00.swf

    This one too, for those who haven't seen it yet.

    http://www.twistedtunes.com/download...trashvideo.swf

    [This message was edited by Monkeygirl on 12-08-03 at 07:38 PM.]

    #2
    here you go
    bk xmas song
    cauda equina

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      #3
      I was lookin for a wallpaper and came across this site, it's got some cool stuff. The "Wonderscreens" are pretty cool with snow falling. Neat wallpaper, cards, stationary etc.

      http://www.thundercloud.net

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        #4
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          #5
          To: All Concerned

          To: All Concerned
          From: Santa Claus
          I regret to inform you that, effective immediately, I will no longer serve the States of Georgia, Florida,
          Virginia, West Virginia, North and South Carolina, Kentucky, Tennessee, Mississippi, Texas, or Arkansas ... on Christmas Eve.

          Due to the overwhelming current population of the earth, my contract was renegotiated by North American Fairies and Elves Local 209.

          As part of the new and better contract ... I also get longer breaks for milk and cookies so keep that in
          mind. However, I'm certain that your children will be in good hands with your local replacement, who happens to be my third cousin, Bubba Claus. His side of the family is from the South Pole. He shares my goal of delivering toys to all the good boys and girls...however, there are a few differences between us. Those being:
          1. There is no danger of the Grinch stealing your presents from Bubba Claus. He has a gun rack on his sleigh and a bumper sticker that reads: "These toys insured by Smith and Wesson."
          2. Instead of milk and cookies, Bubba Claus prefers that children leave an RC cola and pork rinds (or a moon pie) on the fireplace. And Bubba doesn't smoke a pipe. He dips a little snuff though, so please...have an empty spit can handy.
          3. Bubba Claus' sleigh is pulled by floppy-eared, flyin' coon dogs instead of reindeer. I made the mistake of loaning him a couple of my reindeer one time, and Blitzen's head now overlooks Bubba's fireplace.
          4. You won't hear "On Comet, on Cupid, on Donner and Blitzen ." when Bubba Claus arrives. Instead, you'll hear, "On Earnhardt, on Andretti, on Elliott and Petty."
          5. "Ho, Ho, Ho!" has been replaced by "Yee Haw!" and you also are likely to hear Bubba's elves respond, "I her'd dat!"
          6. As required by Southern highway laws, Bubba Claus' sleigh does have a Yosemite Sam safety triangle on the back with the words "Back Off."
          7. The usual Christmas movie classics such as "Miracle on 34th Street" and "It's a Wonderful Life" will not be shown in your negotiated viewing area ... instead ... you'll see "Boss Hogg Saves
          Christmas" and "Smokey and the Bandit IV" featuring Burt Reynolds as Bubba Claus and dozens of state patrol cars crashing into each other.
          And Finally,
          8. Bubba Claus doesn't wear a belt. If I were you, I'd make sure you, the wife, and the kids ...
          turn the other way when he bends over to put presents under the tree.

          Sincerely Yours,

          Santa Claus
          http://stores.ebay.com/MAKSYM-Variety-Store

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            #6
            Snowglobe - left click to shake it up.

            http://ww12.e-tractions.com/snowglobe/globe.htm

            "I was thinking about starting to procrastinate, but I decided to put it off for a while."
            "Some complain that there are thorns among the roses, but I am delighted to find an occasional rose among the thorns."

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              #7
              > > > > > Here is how to make my favorite Christmas
              > > > > > Cookies.........
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Christmas Cookie Ingredients:
              > > > > >
              > > > > > 1 cup of water
              > > > > > 1 tsp baking soda
              > > > > > 1 cup of sugar
              > > > > > 1 tsp salt
              > > > > > 1 cup of brown sugar
              > > > > > lemon juice
              > > > > > 4 large eggs
              > > > > > 1 cup nuts
              > > > > > 2 cups of dried fruit
              > > > > > 1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequilla
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Sample the Cuervo to check quality.
              > > > > > Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo
              > > > > > again, to be sure it is of the highest
              > > > > > quality, pour one level cup and drink.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Turn on the electric mixer...Beat one
              > > > > > cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Add one teaspoon of sugar...Beat again.
              > > > > > At this point it's best to make sure the
              > > > > > Cuervo is still OK, try another cup ...
              > > > > > just in case.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2
              > > > > > leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in
              > > > > > the cup of dried fruit, Pick the
              > > > > > frigging fruit off floor... Mix on the
              > > > > > turner. If the fried druit gets stuck
              > > > > > in the beaterers just pry it loose with
              > > > > > a drewscriver. Sample the Cuervo to
              > > > > > check for tonsisticity.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Next, sift two cups of salt, or
              > > > > > something. Who giveshz a sheet. Check
              > > > > > the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon
              > > > > > juice and strain your nuts. Add one
              > > > > > table. Add a spoon of sugar, or
              > > > > > somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash
              > > > > > the oven.
              > > > > >
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Turn the cake tin 360 degrees
              > > > > > and try not to fall over. Don't forget
              > > > > > to beat off the turner. Finally, throw
              > > > > > the bowl through the window, finish the
              > > > > > Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the
              > > > > > dishwasher.
              > > > > >
              > > > > > CHERRY MISTMAS
              > > > > >
              > > > > >
              > > > > >
              > > > > > Tehehehehe, so when do you want to get together
              > > > > and make some of these...LOL
              > > >
              > >

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                #8
                Here's a few

                "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"
                "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"

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                  #9
                  Ah

                  "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"
                  "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"

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                    #10
                    Snowman

                    "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"
                    "Yesterday's History,Tomorrow's a Mystery"

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                      #11
                      A Holiday Pun. A real groaner.

                      Once upon a time there was a flock of angels with long flowing beautiful hair. But lo and behold, due to improper eating habits and advanced age, all their hair fell out. They soon saw the light and purchased gorgeous, extravagant wigs, which were even more golden and more flowing than their original hair. One day, there came unto the angels very bad tidings. They lost their financial security and were reduced to a penniless state. In utmost misery, they fell to their knees and prayed for a solution. Suddenly, the clouds parted and a thunderous voice gave forth the following advice, "Hock the Hair Old Angels."
                      William M.
                      T 6/7 Complete - 4/20/74

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