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    Well for those of you who remember from last year at this time...the bill came for the license plates and I decided to change them again LOL CLASSIC MARY...can we have another round of suggestions? Same rules mother reads this website periodically!!!!





    ...and she lived happily ever after...

  • #2
    I think you should try for one of these:


    ~See you at the SCIWire-used-to-be-paralyzed Reunion ~
    ~See you at the CareCure-used-to-be-paralyzed Reunion ~


    • #3
      heres a few to pick from......

      -CSHFLW Negative Cashflow. In Missouri, the state usually fills in any spaces on a vanity plate with a "-". This person has the most creative use of that little quirk of state government I've seen. (I know this doesn't really start with zero, but I don't know where else to put it!)
      OOO LALA What more do you need to say? On a 1991 Red Convertible Corvette with IL Plates
      02 BE ME Modest fellow, isn't he? On a 1991 ZR-1 Corvette
      02BNLA Oh, to be in LA or Love to be in LA since 0 is called love in tennis, from the movie "LA Story"
      0GRAVTY Zero Gravity!
      1000101 Binary humor on a Virginia plate. For those of you who are binary challenged, it translates to 69 [img]/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]
      10R SAX Tenor sax, on the car of a professional saxophonist
      10SNE1 Tennis, anyone?
      10SPRO Tennis Pro, seen on a white Porsche
      12DRAG Want to drag? On a 1985 Oldsmobile 442
      14THBCH One for the bitch (or maybe beach), on a white BMW convertible
      14U2C One for you to see ("Sky-Hi" Toyota 4wd)
      16 APR On an accountant's car
      187 Seen on a yellow '70s Cadillac Fleetwood Sedan with dark windows and bullet holes all over the lower body and doors. 187 is police code for murder.
      1BLU BYU Blowing by you in a blue Corvette
      1BNG007 One bang, 007 James Bond?
      1BUG2C On a 1967 Volkswagen Bug
      1DFOAL Wonderful on a Ford Mustang. Get it? Foal as in baby horse.
      1DN1TGO One down, one to go. There are two daughters in the family, and the older one has graduated college and married, while the younger one has yet to do either.
      1GOTO1 Silicon Valley License plate
      1GQ2ENV One GQ to least that's his hopes, but people are already questioning his taste - he owns a puke green honda
      1HNGLO One hung low. Apparently, the driver has only one testicle. Not too sure why he's advertising it tho.
      1HRDDRV One Hard drive, on a 1995 Mustang GT (the owner sell computer equipment). The frame says: "at a time"
      1MONPAY One month's pay, on a $105,000 BMW 850Csi
      1NTSTND One night stand
      1OVER0 1 over zero = infinity, on an Infiniti I30 in Virginia.
      1RUDEFB One Rude F.B. Seen on a woman's Firebird.
      1 TOGOLF "One to golf" or "Want to golf"? as seen on a nice Lexus
      1UPONU One up on you, on a Porsche
      1WTHGOD On a purple Hyundai Accent that also has the jesus fish
      20GS The cost of the Lincoln Continental when the owner bought the car
      22 NICE Too Too Nice, on a 1987 RX-7 that will be in the IASCA shows
      2 3PAIR Too(th r)epair...get it? On a dentist's car
      24 KT A jeweler's car
      26E4U Too Sexy for you!
      29 CRIB The owner is president of the Madison Cribbage Club. For cribbage neophytes, 29 is a perfect hand, VERY VERY rare.
      2BENVD To be envied, on a Corvette
      2BLND4U Too blonde for you. The plate was in a plate holder; the top of the plate said, "some blondes" and the bottom of the plate said, upsidedown, "are intelligent."
      2BORWAT To be or what? Modern day Hamlet?!
      2BSAVED Don't we all wish? [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      2BWED This was the vanity plate the owner came up with for his wife while they were engaged. He hoped it would discourage any "prowlers" on the road. I guess it worked, he just celebrated 4 years of marriage with a baby on the way! Ohhhhhh.
      2COY 4U Too coy for you
      2 DA WDS To the Woods. The owner has a cabin in the Wisconsin north woods on a lake. Also check out his wife's plate
      2DBCH To the Beach!
      2DIE4 To die for
      2DUM2NO Too Dumb To Know
      2ED4ED Certainly Ed owns the car
      2EXKWSIT Too Exquisite, on a red Ford Mustang
      2FAST4U Too fast for you, on a Corvette
      2FMN269 2 females into 69. Actually, the owner revealed that it is not personalized, he just happened to be issued this plate...only in California!
      2GOOD4U On a cheap oldsmobile
      2HI4U Too high for you, on a jacked-up pickup truck
      2HSPRN 2 required at bed time?
      2 LONG NO, it's not what you think! Get your mind out of the gutter. This is found on a Lincoln super-long limo
      2LOW4U Seen on an aqua collored Nissan lowrider.
      2LV4EVR To love forever, on a Chicago car
      2M8OS Tomatoes. Either this guy is a vegetable or he's a farmer
      2MCHHP Too much horsepower, spotted on a Chevy SS
      2N2R4 On the car of a school teacher in Plano, Texas
      2NAHNTR Tuna Hunter
      2ND2NUN Mother Theresa's right hand nun perchance? Seen on a white Toyota Supra
      2ND2SEX Second to sex, on a black Ferrari Convertible. Actually you can have the best of both worlds [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      2PCME To pee, see me! Urologist's plate
      2QAYL I misinterpreted this when I first saw it, check out the link for the full story.
      2Q2BSTR8 Too Cute To Be Straight. Seen on a volvo in San Fran
      2Q2STOM Too cute to stay home. A gift awarded by a guy to his fiancee (now ex-).
      2QIK4U Too quick for you as seen on a RX-7
      2QT4U Too cute for you, the driver was a delicious Blonde driving Volkswagen convertable (Australian plate)
      2TH DR On a dentist's car
      2 UKUF Caught the DMV guy napping in Illinois. Check this out in the mirror
      2WLK AGN On a black Honda Prelude parked in a disabled space
      2ZRESQ To zee resque, on a plate outside of a small town fire department
      3 2 1 GO on a Nissan Twin Turbo 300zx
      38-24-34 You do the math
      38DDD On a Gold TransAm with a brunette
      3MTA3 Eat me mirror image, on a bakery truck
      3NON Read this upside-down
      3TT3V On a vette
      400 GPA Potential Ivy-leaguer? Actually, an apparent random plate issued to some guy in Michigan.
      4 BN EZ Apparently, the owner got the car for being easy.
      4CASTR Weather Forecaster and also professor of meteorology
      4DGETIT Ford Get It, as in forget about it. Seen on a Corvette
      4GETIT On a black TA driven by a married lady!!!
      4MR BOY Former Boy? On a green Jeep Cherokee in Hamilton, Ontario driven by a woman(?)
      4EN JUNK Seen on a late model Volvo wagon in Virginia.
      4 PLAY On a Corvette driven by a comely young lady in UTAH!
      4QU2 F*** you too, on an Ontario plate
      4SAFETY on a Volvo, what else?
      4SURE Fer shure
      4U2DZYR For you to desire, on a 95 Acura Legend
      4U2NV For you to envy
      4X 4EVR 4X4 forever!
      4XX 4XY Four girls and four boys, on a van
      5050 LUV On a big yellow Cadillac, the driver wearing a wide brimmed hat, looking very pimp-like.
      5150 On a Toyota MR2, 5150 is the code in California for a crazy person
      55N-UP 55mph and up
      5PMBYOB 5pm, Bring YOur Own Beer, on a Toyota MR2
      6DRYV Sex Drive
      6HORM1 Sex hormone
      6ISENUF 6 kids is enough
      6 KIDS On a Chevy Suburban in Utah
      6PK2GO 6 Pack to Go, Turbo V6 1987 Buick Grand National Greenville S.C
      6UALDMN Sexual demon
      6ULDV8 Sexual deviate
      6ULRGG Sexual urges
      7NTXXX Car of a Bridgeplayer
      80 INCH Yes, this guy is vain, but he's not exaggerating. The 80 inch refers to the 80 inch motor on a '82 Harley Davidson, so you can get your mind out of the gutter!
      81TCH Guess the other bitch took the BITCH plate, the Nerve of that Bitch!
      88 KEYS Liberace's car
      88 MPH On a Graphite Volvo 240DL. A reference to the speed you need to achieve in order to time travel (Back to the Future). Thanks to Ross for "completing" the alphabet. I was missing plates that start with an 8.
      8ISEXC Ai(n)'t I sexy? Seen on a BMW
      911EMER On a 90 VW Jetta. In case the family Porsche is not available for any reason, the Jetta is old reliable emergency backup. (Actually, the owner works for 911 dispatch)
      911WIFE On a 93 Ford Taurus. Wife of above.
      9FOFO 9 four four, on a Porsche 944
      9INPNS 9" peepee. On a car driven by a female. Not sure whether she wants one, or she has one!
      9MPGWOW 9 Miles Per Gallon, Wow! On a 1966 Cadillac Sedan DeVille
      9WONWON On a Lexus. Boss of 911EMER
      A1 AN A2 Lawrence Welk's license plate
      A 4X4X8 On a Honda
      AFAV8R Air Force Pilot (Aviator)
      A GR8PL8 A great plate, oxymoron?!
      AHEADAU This Alabama plate proudly proclaims his place in traffic...ahead of you, that is!
      AINTNO4 On a 914-6 Porsche
      AIRHEAD On a white Jeep Wrangler with a soft top. The owner get a lot fewer funny looks when the top is down!
      ALICE On a white Rabbit (Alice in Wonderland, get it?)
      ALLMAYA A plate for Las Vegas. "Maya" means "illusion" in Sanskrit, so "everything is an illusion" in Vegas.
      ALLNITR Allnighter
      ALTREGO Proposed plate on identical cars of two friends. See the other one
      AQTU12 A cutie, you one too?
      AQTU124 Eh cutie, you want to f***?
      ARETE Greek for "excellence"
      A SAXIST On a California plate
      ASK KATO You know, that annoying houseboy of you-know-who
      A-SLAAB A slob on a Saab
      ASSMAN Classic Seinfeld episode where Kramer is mistakenly given the plate "ASSMAN" which truly belongs to a proctologist
      ATHDOC Athletic Doctor
      A TOTAL On a (Mitsubishi) Eclipse
      ATOYOTA A Palindrome on a Toyota truck
      ATTY2B Attorney to be, on a paralegal's plate. After she passed the bar, it changed to ESQUIRE
      AU DIGR Gold Digger
      AUSM An Auburn Alumnus' Autotag...Awesome!
      AU YLOKS Goldilocks...cute
      AV8RX Wife of a pilot who is also a pilot.
      B4DKCME Before decay, see me, on a dentist's truck. Some one asked him once if he was a mortician.
      B4RTAXS Before our taxes, on a new Mercedes
      B9S2US Be nice to us
      BAA BAA Baa Baa 'on a ' Black Jeep
      BAD MUDE What the owner feels like during rush hour traffic. It's on his 1967 Porsche 912
      B AFRAID On a '90 Cavalier
      BAWLMER This guy obviously hails from Baltimore as he spelled the city like he would pronounce it
      BCDDCBA Musical notes in the fourth movement of Beethoven's Ninth
      BCNU2 Be seeing you too
      BEACHN Beaching!
      BEAUTEE New York Yankee relief pitcher Steve Farr is known as "The Beast", and this is on his fiancee's car
      BECNYA Be seeing 'Ya, on a '68 Mustang
      BESIDES Sideline beekeeper
      BEYOND On a 'blue' plymouth 'HORIZON', Beyond the horizon
      BFATFRE Be fat free, a health nut's car
      B FLAT B-flat in musician terms means something that is "regular, not exciting", and this is an apt descrition of the high school band director's Honda Civic in Texas.
      BGBDVET Big Bad Vette, on a Corvette of course!
      BI BYE Twice as likely to get a date!...At least according to the owner [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      BIGBLUE On a 30 foot, armored RV, Seattle Police mobile station.
      BIG BUX On a Ferrari 308
      BIGMAN7 A matter of opinion
      BIGTARS On a monster pick-up truck
      BINARY On a computer programmer's plate
      BIRDIE Driven by good looking lady from New Zealand
      BITCH Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented, Cheerful, Horny, on a "babe's" car
      BITHCKR bit hacker, on a beat up ford with the guy driving it looking like a low-level (BIT LEVEL) programmer type.
      BITN On the car of a Missouri woman who had lost her arm to a crocodile in Zaire. Have to admire her sense of humor.
      BKEEPR Bee keeper
      BLOGH ME On a 1992 white Mustang seen in the San Fernando Valley
      BLOODY1 On a bloodstain pattern analyst's car
      BLU2FUL Bluetiful, on a blue '63 Chevy convertible
      BLUBYU On A Blue Mustang LX 5.0
      BLUE 666 Blue Devil
      BMRMAN On a 93 BMW
      BMW-BFD Bavarian Motor Works - Big Deal! On a beat up old Honda Civic in Texas
      BOBS MG Seen on a VW bug, when the driver is told "That's not an MG" he replied "I'm not Bob"
      BONZO On a black jeep
      BORNLZR What an optimist.
      BRSTLVR Breast Lover
      BUGDOC Probably an exterminator or a PhD in entomology
      BUGLITE On a '79 VW Beetle in Nevada
      BUGOUT On a South Carolina VW beetle
      BUTRBUNZ They sure are! On a Camaro convertible, attractive blonde female driver
      BY BY COP On a Ferrari F40
      BYE-BYE On a Porsche 911 Turbo
      BYMYHNY Buy my honey, a beekeeper
      BYTE ME For the computer geeks
      BY YALL On a Porsche 911
      BZNU Be zeeing you, on a 280Z
      BZZZZZ There's a little Mazda Miata running in New Hampshire with the following color scheme: Bright yellow with black rag-top and trim...
      CALQL8 Calculate on the back of an Auditors Chevette
      CANTCME On a Dodge Stealth
      CAPTXMS Captain Xmas on a Chev truck, belongs to a battalion chief who used to be in chargeof the toys for tots program for the fire dept
      CARGASM On a brand new Corvette
      CARPEPM Seize the night, carpe = seize and P.M. as in night
      CD8D Sedated
      CELBRTN Definitely time for celebration after ending the payments on a black 300zx
      CHAOSSS On Jim Yorke's car...he coined the term chaos theory
      CHINGCHING on a Black Range Rover (European plate so more letters)
      CHUVIT Shove it, on a Chevette
      CLICHE On a BMW!
      CLIT Seen on a corvette with two attractive blondes
      CME4AD8 See me for a date
      CME4DK See me for decay, on a dentist's car.
      CME4LUV See me for love, Dr. Ruth Westheimer's car?
      CNTUCHDS Can't Touch This, Seen On A Nissan Low-Rider In New York State
      COCO VAN Chicken in wine sauce...on a lady's bronze colored Toyota minivan
      COKE On a Delorean in New Hampshire. Recall that John Delorean got busted for cocaine.
      COMIN4U On a 1974 cadillac hearse
      CONDUMB Condom
      COWPLP The owner has a low opinion of his white BMW
      CPU AGE Computer Age
      CPUFXR Computer fixer, on a Pathfinder in Colorado
      CRE8IV Presumably on an Artist's car.
      CRIMPAYS Seen in front of the Ulster County Courthouse (N.Y.) on a red convertible Porsche 911 driven by a defense lawyer
      CROOZAH On a Land Cruiser in Australia
      CRUZMSSL Cruise Missile, on a Camaro
      CRXTASY Car (CRX to be specific) Ecstasy, on a yellow Honda Sportscar
      CRZY 4U Crazy for you
      CTHRU U See through you! Spotted in Cleveland...a radiologist, perhaps?
      CTDRV55 I must admit I share this guy's sentiment - can't drive 55
      CULAYTR See you Later, on a Porsche
      CUM55X Cum 55 times!
      CU N OZ See you in Oz
      CU N QRT See you in Court, on an attorney's car
      CYAAH See-Ya on a 1963 sebring silver 340hp split window corvette
      CYCOPTH Psychopath's car
      CYIMBRK See Why Im broke, found on a cherry 95 ford 3/4 ton truck
      CZDMMNT Cease the moment, a variant of carpe diem
      DAD IOU Dad, I owe you, on a Trans Am
      DA HERSE On a 1959 Cadillac hearse
      DA LEGND Self-proclaimed legend on the car of a high school basketball star
      DA PMP Da Pimp, on a lowered Caddy in Texas
      DARKSIDE On a deep blue, almost black Berreta
      DARKSOL On a Black 1994 Honda del Sol VTEC
      DA WABIT On a VW Rabbit
      DEADREDY On a 1971 Cadillac Hearse
      DEB N ART The plate frame carried this rhyming update "Are now apart." Deb appeared to have won custody of the car.
      DEF-ROW On a souped up Jeep Cherokee with killer boomin' stereo system in New York
      DELUDED Deluded
      DEPECHE French for fast
      DE SADE On a 77 Mercury Marquis
      DFACTO On a White Stretch Limo
      DIAL 911 On a yellow '96 Porsche 911 turbo
      DIRTBOY He's a filthy geologist and he's also a member of the popular rural band: Dirtboy and the Screamin' Weasles
      DIV BY 0 Now you know why Infiniti Q45 are a nerd's favorite car.
      DJ4FEE Support this poor DJ who can't afford anything better than a broken down 77 dodge
      DJAKEL "The Devil" in Swedish, and it is on a Red Saab 900 Turbo Convertible.
      DMNTOY Damn toy, on a red jeep
      DMV SUX A sentiment shared by many but surprised that it went through
      DNTB2NR Don't be too near
      DO9114U On a 92 Isuzu, the owner is a 911 dispatcher
      DOC4JOX Sports injury specialist's tag
      DON H1 The legendary Don Juan spotted in Orlando, FL on a bright red convertible by a Swedish lady tourist?! According to her, "the guy behind the wheel was VERY good-looking".
      DOOZPD Dues paid, on a female doctor's Mercedes
      DOUSWALO Click on the link to check out Matt's story on his plate
      DR AC Doctor Cool, on a white 300ZX in Colorado
      DREK It means shit in many Slavic languages, Yiddish, etc. On an Ontario plate in Canada
      DRG DLR Drug dealer, on a car parked outside of a pharmacy
      DR IBALZ Another optometrist's plate.
      DR IIII Doctor 4 Eyes, an optometrist
      DRSKULL On a Mercedes in L.A. (Neurologist? I hope so otherwise wouldn't want to see this Doc)
      DUKOVRL Duke of Earl. The owner's last name is Earl
      DV8 NXS Deviate in excess
      DV-DT a = dv/dt = acceleration, on a Honda Civic Si
      DVL-666 In Finland, the license plate consists of three letters and three numerals, but this extra constraint didn't seem to stifle this creative soul...maybe the devil made him do it [img]/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]
      DZBLND Dizzy Blond, on a white BMW in Colorado with a blond lady driver
      EARGASM This Geo Storm won, placed or showed in more than ten IASCA (International Auto Sound Competition Association) events, and was #1 twice
      EASY On a silver Corvette driven by a bodacious blonde
      EAT DIRT Black corvette, female driver, on the highway
      E FUDD Elmer Fudd
      EGOTAG On a BMW 325
      EIEIO On the old Ford FARM pick-up truck. (you know like in the song, Old McDonald...)
      EM KNAPS Oh, hurt me! (read it backwards) from a red Stealth driven by a nice blonde in Florida
      EPH OPH Read the PH like Physics or Physiology
      ERDOC2B Obviously watching too many episodes of ER
      ESAD Eat Shit And Die, seen on a pickup truck in metro-Detroit
      ESON69 He's on 69?
      ESQUIRE On a lawyer's car. Before she passed the bar, the plate was ATTY2B
      ETA BUSH Eat a bush, seen in L.A.
      ETHL ETR Ethyl eater, on a 1967 big block Corvette
      EUNEEK 1 Unique one, or maybe eun..eek! #1 (eunuch)?
      EVASTOI Eva stole it, on a blue Toyota 4-Runner. She sure did. Eva was involved in and indicted for misappropriation of bank funds. Also Eva's toy.
      EVLTWIN Proposed plate on identical cars of two friends. See the other one
      EZ2CYIO Easy to see why I owe, on an expensive red Porsche in Los Angeles
      EZ4U2C Seen on a rigged out vette in San Antonio TX
      EZ4U2NV Easy for you to envy
      F40 AOK On a Ferrari F40, what else?
      F8SUCKS Fate Sucks
      F A DUCK On a Lincoln. Definitely don't want to drive this baby into animal rights territory.
      FAMFIXR A family therapist in Las Vegas
      FAST Russ' 86 Corvette Pacecar
      FASTER Russ' 92 Corvette
      FASTEST Russ' 89 Corvette Callaway. Here's one more in Russ' series
      FASTRNU Faster 'n you, on a Mustang LX 5.0l
      FAWQ ***expletive*** on a 82 Nissan
      FBI AGNT Registered in Montana, the owner is an Insurance Agent with Farm Bureau Insurance. It was on his 93 Cadillac Sixty Special, but he has since changed it because of the recent news up in Montana.
      FCK NXN On a VW bus in San Francisco at the height of the Vietnam War. Herb Caen, the famous San Francisco columnist, supposedly mentioned it in one his columns.
      FE2O3 On a rusty '46 Chevy pickup...get it? Fe2O3 is iron oxide or rust
      FEATURE On a VW Bug
      FENRY (on a) Honda. Hint: think of famous actors.
      FEOZZI Hint: the owner is an Australian Triathelite and remember your chemistry symbol Fe (Iron)?
      FIDL DD Fiddle dee dee, on a Nissan Maxima (Gone with the wind ref)
      FILLRUP The owner is in the petrolium business
      FINAGL on a finagler's (i.e., accountant's) car
      FIREBALL On A Fierro, Because The Engines Are Known To Blow Up
      FIREDUP On a sports car driven by a seemingly (it was at night) attractive lady
      FIREHWK Fire Hawk, on a firefighter's car
      FIRETURD On A Firebird
      FIT2SKI Fit to ski
      FKIDNNO F*** I don't know, on a 73 Mustang
      FKLIK12 This was driven my a verry good looking young girl in a volkswagen Rabbit.
      FLAUNT On a Rolls Royce
      FLEA On a VW Rabbit
      FLEWBYU flew by you (this was on a Corvette)
      FLY-BY On a '91 Steath
      FNOILLK F***ing oil leak, on an OLD VW bug
      FNOMNL Phenominal, on a BMW 318is
      FO BY FO On a 4 wheel drive in the South
      FO IRS On a very expensive sports car in So. Cal
      FOOTSY On a podiatrist's Aurora
      FOREPLAY On a 82 Camaro Z28
      FRAUD On a Porsche 911 "Carerra"
      FREQOUT Freaked out!
      FSTPHKR Fast F**ker
      FT DKY Fight Decay, on a dentist's plate in Connecticut
      FTFETISH On a Podiatrist's new Caddy
      FTN N 96 F*** The Navy in 96, on an old pickup in Puget Sound Naval Shipyard. Apparently, owner is getting out of the Navy in 96.
      FTNSASY Fit and Sassy
      FUGITIV On an Integra
      FUGUE On a gold Honda PRELUDE
      FUH QUE ***expletive***
      F U IRS Well, it's that time of year again. Fear not, check out this site.
      FUNFER2 On a 1986 Corvette Coupe
      FUOJ ***expletive*** you O.J.! (or fudge?!) on a car in Michigan
      GDAM8 Good day, Mate! On an Aussie car
      GEDDEUP More horsepower! On a souped up 1992 Green 5 liter Ford Mustang
      GGGGGGG G-string, get it? Seen in San Francisco
      GLUTTON for punishment
      GNANABU GonNA NAB yoU, on a purple Toyota 4x4 in California
      GODSAVZ Yeah, God might be the only person that can pull you out of the mess!
      GODZGOOD God is Good, on a pastor's car in Virginia. Virginia frowned upon putting religious messages on vanity license plates, but it ruled this one ok
      GONLOCO Seen leaving mental hospital
      GONSNO On an 85 Jeep CJ-7
      GO TPLS Go Topless! On a 1968 Camaro Convertible. Owner has been flashed on warm evenings.
      GOVT SUX A Virginia judge ruled that DMV had no right to revoke this plate and ordered the dept to return the plates to the owner
      GR82SH Great Tush! What else do you want? [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      GR8BUNS Keep your mind off that general vicinity! It's actually seen on a bakery delivery van in northern Minnesota
      GR8TTS Seen in California 10 years ago...enuff said...*blush*
      GROWL On a Jaguar
      GSNDHT Gesundheit, on an Isuzu
      GU10TAG Guten Tag! For those of you that don't Sprechen Sie Deutsch, it means good day in German. The tag was seen on a Benz in California.
      GURUGLY Gee, you are ugly!!!
      GUT-SEE Gutsy (or maybe Grand Unified Theory), on a Porsche 911 Turbo
      GVML Give em hell! On a grey Porche 944
      H15 EGO On a Porsche
      H2OLGD Waterlogged. The owner is a swimmer and this appears on his Hyundai Tiburon FX in Missuori
      H2OMEN4 Water men four? NO, What are men for?! Seen in Southern California on the back of an (apparently) feminists' car
      H2O GATE George Gordon Liddy is known to have this plate on his ZR-1 Corvette
      H8NLIFE Hatin' life, on a Lexus in Colorado
      H8 PEPZ Hate Pepsi, on a Coca Cola Van
      HAMACHI On a Yellow 1978 Porsche 911SC with a whale tail. If you order Hamachi in a sushi bar you will get yellow tail.
      HAUDI On an Audi
      HARDICK On a 4x4 construction truck owned by a Mr. Joe Hardick Jr.
      HEBGBZ On a 1995 Corvette. "Heebie-jeebies", apparently a commentary on being a passenger in this car
      HE PAID On a new Benz in LA driven by a 40+ blonde
      HERS2 Hers too, on a Black Mercedes Conv.
      HGHLNDR Highlander. Chosen because the owner's wife is actually from the "highlands of Scotland" in a "wee toon" called Thurso (about as far north in Scotland as you can get). Thurso, once the home of a U.S Navy Telecommunications Station, is where he met his wife. Ooh, How Grand!
      HIFEES On a nice 500SEL mercedes, probably a lawyer's car
      HIHO AG Hi ho silver!
      HI OFC A good license plate for cops to see
      HI ON V8 On a Monster Miata ( Ford Mustang engine)
      HI-TECH On the Mercedes of former Deputy Defense Secretary for research and engineering William Perry
      HME BREW Home brew
      HNSOFF Better lay your hands off this guy's white 69 Camaro or else!
      HOBANGR Ahem...I don't think I need to elaborate in polite company. Seen on a silver MR-2 in Fort Walton Beach, FL
      HOOCH On a cark parked outside a liquor store
      HOOK UM On a Texas Long Horn fan's Cady
      HOT-TKT Hot ticket, on a Corvette with a blonde female driver. Turns out she was a travel agent.
      HOWDEDU On a Dodge Van
      HSSSSS (A Cobra's Hiss) On a Mustang in Dallas
      HUMONGO Bodybuilder's car
      HUMR ME Humor me, on a Colorado plate
      HUM THIS On a Hummer from Denver (With Illinois plates)
      HUT ONE Football player's car
      HYPRDRV Hyperdrive, on a modified Eagle Talon TSi AWD
      HYRTHNU On a small Toyota pickup with VERRRY large tires. Unfortunately, this did not intimidate the cop who pulled the owner over for speeding.
      I12BNZC I want to be in zee Sea, a diver
      I12BUGU I want to bug you, on a VW bug
      I 2STEP On the car of a country western dancing nut in Michigan
      I81B4U I ate one before you, on a beat-up jacked-up 4X4 GMC (rusted pickup bed, hunting lights, gun rack) in Oregon
      I8ABMW I ate a BMW, on a red sportscar
      I8A 4RE I ate a Ferrari! On a Corvette in "90210"
      I8AV8 I ate a V8! On a turbocharged VW bug
      I8AVET I ate a Vette1, on a 944 Turbo
      I8D TOP I ate the top, on a '88 Ford Mustang GT 5.0 Convertible
      IAM 469 I am for 69! This is in answer to her husband's question.
      IAM 007 Doesn't he wish? Cool toys, fast cars, and gorgeous ladies...every boy's fantasy
      IAML8 I am late on a white rabbit (Alice in Wonderland reference)
      IAMYY4U I am too wise for you
      IB2BAD I Be too bad
      IB6UB9 I be 6, you be 9...enough said! (Later recalled by Motor Vehicle Dep.)
      IBCNU I'll be seeing ya!
      IBJAMEN On a red Honda Civic CRX
      ICECAR On a Datsun...DatsunICECAR...That's a Nice car!
      ICNCYDU I see inside you, a radiologist's plate
      ICU812 I see you ate one too!
      ICULAFN I see you laughing; now cut it out!
      ICULOOK But quit staring, it's impolite!
      ICUNIYQ I see you and I like you (as said by Elmer Fudd). 7 words out of 7 letters, pretty good!
      ICUQTPI I see you cutie pie!
      ICUROK I see you are okay
      ICUUQTU I see you, you cutey, you!
      ID8JLB8 I date jailbait. Well, there's no accounting for taste.
      ID-BUGM I debug 'em, seen on a large mainframe System's Analyst PA plate
      IDH82BU I'd hate to be you!
      IDOCPUS I do CPU's...No, not the kinky stuff, this is a computer technician's car
      IDONTTY I don't tie, a racing reference on a GMC Typhoon in TX
      I DO OK Claimed the modest owner of this Porsche 944 Turbo
      IDOS MF Adios, Moth** F****r in Tuscaloosa, Alabama on a Buick Grand National
      IEATFIRE On a fireman's pickup truck
      IFLIP4U On a Suzuki Samurai
      I FLYHI A Flight attendant's plate. I forgot to ask her if she is a member of the Mile High Club [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      I FND IT On a car of a born-again Christian
      IFRRATD IFR (Instrument Flight Regulations) Rated. A pilot with IFR rating is allowed to fly in poor visibility / low ceilings in certain situations. Plate seen on a Ferrari Daytona passing afternoon traffic out of Las Vegas to LA
      IFXDX John Wayne Bobbit's urologist, perhaps? On a MBZ seen at the Oakland coloseum
      IFYTFYR I fight fire, on a firefighter's car
      IGOT 2P I gotta PEE!!! On a Toyota
      IH8DST8 I hate this state!
      IH8MYX I hate my Ex. Saw it in L.A. (of course).
      IH8PL8S When you can't beat them, join them!
      IH8 UNIX I guess he does!
      I I M8TY A former pirate? On a red Ford Probe
      I INSUR he sells insurence Orlando FL.
      I IS PHD Given this person's poor grammar, who would have thunk it? A prinecton graduate to boot!
      IKNEADU You heard the lady! In case you are wondering, she's a Massage Therapist
      ILOVEME But hey, have you ever seen a more PERFECT "Vanity" plate?!
      ILVGLF I love golf, seen at golf courses mainly in NH.
      IM1RU2 Spotted on a Brown Jeep in Hawaii with a Rainbow Flag (gay comunity symbol) bumper sticker
      IM2BZ2P I'm too busy to pee, so *$%!# get out of my way!
      IMA10 I'm a 10!
      IMABRAT You sure are!
      IMA NERD He looks like an LA surfer punk, but he admits he's a computer geek
      IMAQT I am a cutie, on an actress's car
      IMATEN I'm a 10!
      IMB4U I'm before you!
      IM BLIND Seen in the Pentagon parking lot in Virginia(handicapped spot?)
      IMD14U I'm THE one for you! Seen on Vette in Baton Rouge, La
      IMEZRU I'm easy, are you?
      IMLEVNU I'm leaving you
      IMFLYN On a black '94 Corvette and the owner is a FA-18 pilot for the USMC
      IMGOOD On an MG at Laclede's Landing in St. Louis, an "excellent" babe got out of the car and she was!
      I M N MBA Seen in the parking lot at Harvard Business School.
      IMORBID On a hearse
      IM TAKAI Takai is her last name, but it also means expensive in Japanese...Hmmm
      IMZ14U I'm zee one for you! On A 280 Z
      IN DEBT On a bronco in Pennsyvania
      INETJNKE There you go, self-proclaimed Internet Junkie
      INFL8 On a lady's truck. Before you get any seedy notions, let me point out that she is into riding hot-air balloon (ahem)
      INGFLAT In G-flat, on a Buick. The owner writes music and poetry
      INS BZ Insurance Agent's car
      INYORI In Your Eye...
      IO4IT I owe for it! Seen on a sports car
      IOAA I owe AA
      IOBA14K I owe Bank of America $14,000
      IOMOM Seen on a new BMW with a teenage male driver
      IONO1 I owe no one
      IOU 000 I owe you absolutely zilch, so stop tailgating me!
      IQ180 High Insufferable Quotient
      IRESCU Owner is an EMT with the rescue squad.
      I SD8EM On an anthesiologist's plate
      I SK8 I skate/ice skate
      ISPY 4U Seen on a Corvette, probably a private investigator
      ISUE4U I sue for you! On a car outside a law firm
      IT LBS It POUNDS!!!! Oh sorry, I was trying to speak over the car's major stereo system
      ITCH DR Stop scratching! Or this dermatologist will come after you in his Mercedes convertible
      I THINK on the Ford F150 of Director of the Center for Creative and Critical Thinking at Delta State University in Mississippi
      I THINK2 The above's wife's Saturn; they both present workshops on effective creative and critical thinking
      IT HERTZ On an 85 S-15 extended cab that is used for auto-sound competitions. It can blast 250+ watts!!
      ITL DO On a 93 vette with a paxton supercharger on it
      ITOETAG CA plate seen leaving coroner's office
      ITREVS This 86 Rx7 turbo sure does!
      ITS 4PLA On a 90 WV Cabriolet in California
      ITSADUK It's a duck!
      ITSPHY6 It's Physics! On a physics grad student's car
      ITSQWIK On a '89 Mustang
      ITSTIME Its time, on a 68 Cadillac Hearse
      IT XLR8S It accelerates, on a Porsche
      IVARIVD On the plate holder, it reads "It says... I've Arrived"
      IVNIK8 IV="Four", so Fornicate. Issued in L.A., but later recalled
      IW84NO1 I wait for no one. It's a N. Carolina plate that cruise around Winston-Salem on the back of a silver Porsche 944.
      IX On Russell's Jaguar Mark IX. BTW, "ix" at one point in pre-Classical Mayan meant "jaguar"
      IXCLR8 I accelerate, on Tom's 1965 Chevelle Super Sport. He claims he has always proven his point when the need arises.
      IX FE IX=Roman numeral 9 and Fe=chemical symbol for iron... "nine-iron". The plate belongs to a Chicago area golf nut.
      IXIVIV On a Porsche 944
      IXLR8 I accelerate, on a California Maserati
      IXMN8U I examinate you, on a doctor's car
      IXXI On a Porsche 911
      IX XIV On a Porsche 914
      JEALOUS On a BMW 525i that was given to a teenager after his high school graduation.
      JEEPEATR on a highly modified 1995 GMC Yukon GT
      JESBUGN Just bugging, on a yellow VW beetle
      JETJOCK Fighter Pilot
      JJJJXXX The owner was named Jay and that he had married and divorced several times. Hence, "Jay's ex's"
      JK MNO Look closely and see what's missing. That's right, there's no L, i.e. "There's Noel". Cool huh?
      JOFO Just Out f---'n off, on a 1979 Ford hi-boy Bronco
      JSTDUIT Just do it!
      JUZACAR While this might be true of this guy's silver delorian, the same cannot be said for Doc Brown's time travelling contraption
      K9 STYL Canine Style, on a Kennel-Catcher's car
      KAOTIK The state of the car owner's life
      KEEP UP Yeah, you slow poke!
      KEMO SAAB On a SAAB 900E with New Mexico plate
      KEPT On a Rolls-Royce Corniche driven by a very attractive blonde
      KHAQQ Phonetic rendering of owner's anatomical part
      KIDBGON Kid be gone! On a red BMW driven by middle-aged parents
      KILDUMP Kill the ump...boy, is this highschool baseball umpire in Washington state asking for it or what?
      KILNTYM Killing time, on a 1969 camaro 1/4 mile drag car
      KINDBUG On an old VW Bug
      KOYTUS Coitus...look it up!
      KPASAMD K (Que) Pasa MD, What's up doc?
      KPOOM On a small car
      KRAY ZEE This guy recently purchased a 1996 Nissan 300ZX Twin Turbo without his wife's consent, 2 months before his wedding, one month after buying his house, and 2 days after being lasered doing 95 in a 35. When his wife found out, her response was simply "are you f _ _ _ _ _ _ KRAY ZEE?"
      KVECH 22 Kvetch 22, kvetch is Yiddish for complaining chronically
      KY DUDE Kentucky or Kinky dude
      KYHONEY Another Kentuckian or KY-jelly honey?
      KZUL SX Hate to tell these guys this, but "casual sex" is passe. Seen on a Nissan 200SX in California
      L84AD8 Late for a date (Nicole Brown Simpson's Farrari)
      LAGUNS on a 87 Suzuki, maybe a LA transplant. Remember all the freeway shootings that took place in Los Angeles a while back
      LC2KILL Licence to Kill, on a 90 Modified Talon
      LE BMER On a pretentious white 535i BMW
      LE TAG On a Renault Le Car
      LEFTEEZ Probably a southpaw
      LEMMING Clueless animal
      LEMON On a late model Mustang convertible
      LETS M8 Let's mate
      LFTIT4U Left it for you, on a convertible
      LFTLANR Left laner, ie, Mr. Speeder, ona '89 Honda Prelude 4WS
      LGGD OFF Appropriate plate for a technical producer at America Online who "logged off" with the top down on his 1996 Saleen Mustang Speedster convertible every Friday after work.
      LICENSE Plain and simple
      LIFSABCH Life's a bitch (or beach)!
      LIK2BEX Like to be a 10! On a white Camaro with a blonde driving
      LITIG8 A lawyer, driving an EXPENSIVE car in Alaska
      LIV42DA Live for today, on a red '79 Corvette
      L JEEPO Seen on a Ontario plate in Canada
      LKN4 36D Looking for 36D. Good luck, buddy!
      LOGLOZ On a lowered Jaguar w/ Neon lighting
      LOONYBIN On a self-proclaimed cartoon freak
      LOVEMYHO Love my HOnda, but check the link out for the rest of the story
      LOXMIF On a locksmith's car
      LQQKNLO On a very lowered white Mustang 5.0 LX (the "Q's" look like eyes looking down)
      LST TAG Lost Tag, where is it again?
      LTRDST8 Litter the state? Probably Altered State. Thanks Thomas
      LTSLXIX Let's 69!
      LTSOMTL Lots of metal
      LUGNAF Let Us Get Naked And ____. Ahem, ...on a 93 Vette.
      LUKE4 8 A driver cursed and tailgated one particularly slow car for some distance, and he noticed the vanity plate of the slow car. Getting home, he checked his trusty bible and read Luke 4:8 and found "And Jesus answered and said unto him, Get thee behind me, Satan ..."
      LUV2SPD Love to Speed on a 92 ZX-11 Ninja
      LUV DAD On a convertible 86 Z-28
      LV 2 TCH Love to teach
      LVB4UDI Live Before You Die
      LVME2X Love me two times, a ref. to a Doors song. I like to thank Roger for pointing this out to me.
      LVNLG living large, and the owner wasn't joking either
      LVNGLYF Living life, on a white Miata
      MACGEEK A MacIntosh computer fan
      MACMYDAY A MacIntosh computer fan and a Dirty Harry fan!
      MAC-USER A Loyal Mac fan
      MADHATR Mad Hatter on a white '67 Volvo 122S coupe with a brim hat incense ashtray in the rear window.
      MAFIA On a Black Stretch Limo
      MAKMLAF On a comedian's car in a Blazer in Nevada
      MAX VEL Maximum velocity on a 1995 Nissan Maxima SE
      M BALMED Embalmed, on a 1970 Cadillac Hearse
      MDLFCRIS Mid-life crisis, on a 1990 Nissan 300 ZX
      MEANMY ...Shadow, Dodge Shadow that is (in St. Louis)
      MEETNM8 Meet and Mate
      MEGOB4U Me go before you!
      ME HURT On a car with a handicapped driver symbol
      MI6 SPY A British car. MI-6 is the popular designation for Britain's Secret Intelligence Service.
      MINE On a Lincoln Town car
      MINIAC On a 60' Austin Mini Cooper
      MINUET A Musician's car
      MI TU U Me to you
      MKITSO Make it so, number one! On a Honda Civic
      ML8ML8 I'm late! I'm late! on a white VW Rabbit (another Alice in Wonderland reference)
      MLBU VW "Malibu Volkswagen" on a '96 Porsche C4-S. The owner said, "Just a stab at the car, anywhere else the car would be extravegent, in Malibu they are as common as Volkswagens elsewhere "
      MLNEIUM On a 61 Ford Falcon, as in a Milineum Falcon from Star Wars
      MMMBABY! On a Mazda Miata owned by a babe
      MMM-HMM Seen in Houston on a white '56 T-bird with two stunning blondes aboard
      MMRE MKR Memory Maker (computer chip manufacturer?), on a blue Honda
      MONEPIT Cash guzzling boat
      MOSEYIN Just moseyin' on a 1962 Chevrolet Impala SS, street rod
      MOVN FR8 On the vehicle of a dispatcher who works in trucking
      M POWER A BMW M3....what else?
      MR QUICK On a big black '68 Mustang. Once a girl asked if the 'Stang plate referred to the car or the driver. The owner told her it referred to the driver, but he could go all night. She walked away very fast with a red face . . .
      MSAGRO Orgasm backwards as seen on a Lotus Esprit SE driven by a hot blonde (maybe her name is Ms Agro)
      MSMY911 Miss My Porsche 911, on a rundown Oldsmobile
      MTBRAIN Empty Brain
      MUF DVR On an Ohio car
      MY CAR At least now we know who owns that car...
      MY DEBT On a New York car
      MY EU4IA My Euphoria, on a '87 Corvette
      MY F40 Alas, it is on a 87 Camaro
      MY FEE On a fiery red Mercedes convertible
      MY HOME is my Cressida?
      MY MINK On a big, emerald-green Cadillac convertible, driven by an attractive brunette lady
      MYOBCSHN A '91 Miata is the object of obsession
      MYREVNG My Revenge (Divorcee)
      MYSNCAN If you remember your highschool chemistry, you should recall that Sn stands for tin, and in case you were wondering, the owner claims that his silver dodge shadow is one, a tin can, that is.
      MYT4CYL Mighty 4 Cylinder, on a 250 horsepower Plymouth Laser Turbo All-Wheel-Drive
      MYZRATI Seen on a Maserati in San Jose
      MZ-CHF Wife of a fire chief in the St. Louis County, Missouri area. BTW, MRS-CHF was taken by the Police chief's wife.
      MZDARTI Mazda-ra-ti, on an upgraded Miata
      N2SHEEP Hmmm...rancher's car
      NACL H20 Salt (Sodium Chloride) water. Lifeguard, perchance?
      NAHRTBT In a heart beat, on a 66' Chevy II SS hardtop
      NASDBOY "Nasty Boy" where NASD stands for National Association of Securities Dealers. The owner is a stockbroker and aspiring yuppie.
      NAVYAV8R Navy Aviator
      NAW T On a red Ford, driven by a pretty hot female.
      NB SNOB Nota Bene (important) Snob, or alternatively, it could be "Newport Beach Snob" (thanks to one astute reader)
      ND4SPED Need For Speed, on a white 1992 300ZX Twin Turbo, bumped up to 396hp
      NDNGIRL The owner told me that she's a very attractive Native American female, and I have no reason to doubt her [img]/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]
      NDLSMR Endless summer, on a sorority girl's california VW Rabbit
      NDSADL In the saddle, on a '66 Mustang
      NE1469 Anyone for 69?
      NEONE4T Anyone for tea? On a British car, of course!
      NETGAME On a white Honda. Either an avid tennis player or volleyball player or both!
      NEXT On an old Cadillac hearse in Ohio
      NICEBODY On a Ferrari Daytona driven by a very NICE blonde
      NICE EH On a REALLY beat up car
      NITRIS Nitrous Oxide injected into the intake adds 150 Horse Power...major speed!!
      NIZ2CU On a blue Dodge Viper
      NJYNLF Owner is enjoying life in the beautiful state of Arizona
      NO1UNO No one you know, so don't bother me!
      NO 2ISHN No tuition, seen on a corvette
      NOBODY On a Rolls Royce
      NOBRAIN No brain
      NOBRKS No brakes!
      NO CACA That is, no shit!
      NOETHCS Lawyer's car?
      NO JOB On a white Ferrari Testa Rossa driven by a teenage girl
      NOMODO No More Dough, on a Veerrrry expensive car
      NOMRTIX No more tickets! Originally, the owner had this plate
      NONE Funny when this one is on paper (registration,tickets,etc)
      NOPCME No pee, see me, another urologist's car
      NOPLATE Funny when on paper
      NOT2FEAR On A Mustang 4 Cylinder
      NOT2HI Not too high, on a jacked-up pickup truck
      NOT4MUD Restored, elevated truck in Evansville, IN
      NOTDADS An appropriate plate on the back of a corvette owned by a fraternity brother in college
      NOT FAT On a RX7 (woman owned)
      NOTGLTY OJ's claim, but you be the judge!
      NOT HOT (not stolen) on a Porsche 924
      NOTIC8S No tickets (he lied), on a Porsche 911
      NOT OJ Seen in Northern California on a White Bronco
      NOTUAGN Oh no, it's you again!
      NOT YETT This WAS a real California plate, which was on a retired 1967 HEARSE from 1985 through 1991. Unfortunately, even old hearses die.
      NOT YOU On a Pennsylvania plate where the motto is "You have a friend in Pennsylvania"...apparently not!
      NO WIFE On a brand new Jeep Grand Cherokee that was pulling a new fishing boat in North Dakota
      NOYGDB None Of Your God Damn Business!
      NO YOLK Seen on a white suzuki swift
      NOZBLEED Nosebleed
      NRG Energy
      N ROLL On an IROC Z-28 Camaro in Michigan. Get it? IROC was on the bottom of each side of the car, so it reads IROC N ROLL.
      NRVOUS On a red porsche 911 (he was driving cautiously)
      NS8IABL Insatiable!
      NT12WRK Not one to work on a 96 Probe
      NTOTO2 And toto too (Wizard of Oz ref)
      NU JOY Z On a shiny new Nissan 300ZX in New Jersey. A nice double-entendre, since it also picks up the north "Joizy" accent.
      NUNSRUS On a van carrying a group of sisters clad in habits
      NVIGOR8 Black Acura Vigor (California)
      NVMYZ28 Envy my Z28
      NVRENUF Never Enough
      NVRLKBK Never Look Back, on a DeLorian. This is in reference to the movie "Back to the Future"
      NVRSADI Never say die on a cherry 1985 Nissan 300zx with 130,000 miles
      NY AXXNT The owner is a fan of NY and has the original plate hanging in her office in NYNY.
      NYMFEO New York Mafioso and proud of it!
      NYOFACE In Your Face, on a supercharged Celica
      NYOMAD This guy makes good use of his plate; everytime when someone asks him what the letters means, he says if he tells them, they will need to buy him a drink. BTW, Now You Owe Me A Drink...Scotch on the rocks, please
      NYTMARE A temperamental 86 Fiero SE
      NYUKX3 i.e. Nyuks Nyuks Nyuks. Remember Larry, Curly, Moe, and maybe Shemp?
      02BAN0D Oh, to be an O.D. (Optometric Doctor), on a 1988 Pontiac Fiero GT
      O2BCD8D Oh, to be sedated or love to be sedated!
      O2BME on a bright red Jeep Wrangler
      O2BQUIK on a 1996 Red Camaro SS
      OBJET On a Dodge Dart
      O BLOOD On Albert Fisher's car. He has O+ blood and he has donated over 29 gallons(!) of his blood over the last 44 years.
      OBSERV1 An amateur astronomer's plate
      OH2B39 A woman in her early 50's has had the following plate for about the last ten years
      OHGOOD You say this when you are buried in traffic
      OINKCAR As opposed to what? Cash cow?!
      OJDIDIT Whether you agree or not, you can now cast your own vote!
      OK DIE On a NH 'Live free or Die' automobile.
      OLD F On a Custom Harley
      OL-F The loving family presented the old fart with a new plate for his 95 911 Porsche You have to be close to seventy and live in Newport Beach, California for something like that
      OOHLALA on a sleek, customized Corvette with a gorgeous paint job
      OOICUP OO..(h)iccup, excuse me! Or as somebody else suggusted, maybe it's "Uh-oh, I see you pee"
      OOOOMMM + the frame: May the Force Be With you... Transcendental Meditation
      OPN WYD On a Dentist's car
      OR INNI Seen on an Audi (Outie)
      PACE ME On an Indy Pace Car Fiero
      PAID2RGU Paid to aruge, an attorney's ego tag in New York
      PAIDOF It's paid off
      PAWSH Posh on a Porsche
      PARDONME Apology for cutting you off
      PASS ME on a 1966 VW Beetle with a very weak 1200cc engine in Pennsylvania
      PAZAREV Pa's a Reverend, on a pastor's son's car!
      PB4 UGO Pee before you go! On a minivan packed with kids and two tired looking parents
      PCA SHT Piece a shit, on an old Ford Falcon with loose fenders and belching exhaust pipe
      PD2MUCH On an extremely nice Dodge Ram pickup
      PD4BYEX Paid for by Ex-(husband), on a red BMW
      PD CASH On a vette
      PEACE 95 A woman whose car sported this plate, chased a motorist, threatening him with an aluminum softball bat. She was arrested.
      PEG LEG On a pick-up, the owner has only one leg
      PH 7 This guy was the seventh in line to get his plate in Port Hedland, Australia. He is currently working in a lab where people constantly are asking "who's the neutral guy with the hot red pickup ?"
      PHA Q A plate seen in Nebraska (the DMV guy must have been sleeping again)
      PHLEGM Oops, I think we are following a tad too close
      PIKED6 Picked 6 (a lottery game), on a very upscale Mercedes
      PISSOFF Well, you hear the man.
      PILPUSR Pill pusher, on a pharmacist 1990 Chevrolet Corvette
      PMPN8EZ Pimp'n ain't EZ
      PMS ESP On a lady's car in Virginia. Her translation of the plate is: Bitch that knows everything
      PMSX365 PreMenstrual Syndrome all year!
      PNS NVY Penis envy, on a BMW K-75 motorcycle. Not too sure how the owner got past the DMV with this one.
      POMPOMS On the car of a former cheerleader
      PONOMO Poor No More: On a Cadillac in Atlanta
      POOH-C Seen in West Hollywood on a black Porsche
      POOR ME He might be, after shelling out big money for his red Porsche 911 convertible.
      POORSCH On an RX-7 Turbo
      PORKIN Seen on a black Cadillac driven by a cute petite blond near the Indiana/Illinois border
      PORPHKR Poor f***er on a black Buick Riviera.
      POT8OS Dan Quayle's favorite vegetable...or is that "Dan Quayle is his favorite vegetable"
      PP DR This plate belongs to a urologist in the Detroit area
      PRAY On a priest's minivan
      PRESTO "Very Fast" in musical terms, on a black sports coupe
      PROBING What else, on a stupid Ford Probe
      PRRRRR On a Jaguar
      PSYETR Pussy eater, on a Z28
      PU55Y Hmmm, this one got pass the DMV? Brad swore he saw it back in 1985, the GOOD OLD days.
      PUCK U Driven by a hockey coach
      PULN GS Pulling Gs, on a 300ZX
      PUPULE Hawaiian for "crazy" or a pupil who needs more spelling lessons?
      PUTN 4DO Putting for dough, a professional golfer?
      PWR NAP Seen on a Passat
      QN ELVIS Queen Elvis? On a Chevy Cavalier
      QT PI Cutie Pie, on a car in Missouri
      QUICK AG Owner is a Chemical Engineering major, so the AG fits the color of the car as well as making a rather understated chemistry reference.
      QUIKEE On a black 911
      QUIXOT Oh great, that's all we need, another dreamer on the road
      QWKPHKR Quick f***er on a Vette
      RACE ME On a sports car
      RAKMUP Rack'em up, on a pool room owner's '93 Ford Ranger
      RARE On a 55 Chevy
      RASTRO Chevy Astro van with Jetson graphics
      RATA2E Not sure if this guy cooks much, but apparently ratatouille is his favorite dish
      RAWPOWR Apt description for a black 1995 Dodge Viper RT/10 in Morristown, NJ.
      RCHPHKR Rich F@#$%r
      RD MD Road Doctor
      REBOS (sober, backwards)
      RECHDXS Wretched excess, on a $120,000 Aston Martin sports car owned by a once-flamboyant businessman who was convicted of racketeering and fraud. He also owned a 42-foot speed boat called BAD BOY.
      REDDVL Red devil, on a 911 turbo
      REDSHFT Redshift refers to the Doppler Shift as something is moving away from you at high speeds. The faster it's moving the greater the RED SHIFT.
      RELXDAD "relax dad" teenage girls muscled ford fairlane
      RESET On a fully restored (hence reset) 1968 FORD MUSTANG
      REVO EVOM Move over backwards, on a 944
      RIRUVRU Try pronouncing it in dog accent...I am serious, RI RUV RU (I love you) on a 1990 Geo Storm
      RK N RL 9 Long live rock and roll on a Plymouth Sundance (9 as in nine lives)
      R LILBUS Our l'il Bus, on a Virginia Pontiac Transport SE
      RM41MR Room for one more, on a Cadillac Hearse
      RM 4 U There's room enough for you, so stop tailgating me!
      RMOTL6 "Our Motel 6" on a 33' Estancia Motor Home
      ROKURAS Rock your ass, on a VW bus covered with rock band logos
      ROKYHRR Rocky Horror fan, on a 89 Camry
      ROTFL :-D (only possible because : and - count as 1/2 space each.) It's a NC plate -- just got it this year! (oh, and it stands for the Internet acronym Rolling on the Floor Laughing -- followed by a laughing smiley!)
      ROTTT N The owner has a couple of rottweilers, and he often takes them cruising on his black jeep wrangler
      RSKYBNS Risky Business, on a '94 Red Porsche 968
      RTFM Read the #$@!* manual!
      RTROVRS Retrovirus, on a virologist's plate
      RU18QT Are you 18, cutie? On a 68 Mustang ragtop
      RU 469 "Are you for 69?", a question posed by a husband to his wife in Melbourne. Her reply ...
      RU 486 On the car of a self-proclaimed right wing abortion provider. What is RU-486? Find out here!
      RU4GOD Are you for God? Early morning ruminations after ingesting too much spirits?
      RU4REAL Are you for real?
      RUABCH2 Are you a bitch too? We bitches must really stick together!
      RUAG8D8 Are you a great date?
      RUBZ Are you busy?
      RUBZ2NT Are you busy tonite?
      RUCCP Are you s..s..sleepy?
      RUMRS2 Are you Mrs 2? (on a Toyota Mr2)
      RU NEXT Are you next? On a Hearse driven by a mortician's son
      RUOKYET Are you OK yet?
      RUNVUS Are you envious?
      RURT2 Are you arty too? Gallery owner in San Diego
      RVO3VOM Move over mirror image, on a BMW coming up at 80mph
      S5280FT Smile, 5,280 feet = 1 mile. Kinda cheesy if you aske me.
      SAP XUAF Faux pas spelled backwards, on a Pugeot
      SATANRB Satan Reborn?!
      SAXUAL Owner is a Jazz Fiend! He can't get anough Sax!!
      SAY AHH On a doctor's car
      SAYBYBY An Arkansan 1990 Corvette that is highly modified to road race
      SCUMBIRD On a Pontiac Sunbird
      SEEYA On a very fast BMW
      SELL NO Sell? No! On a '69 Camaro convertible
      SETAGOAL For six years, the owner kept a picture on his bathroom mirror of his dream car. It was his inspiration for going to work each day...four years ago he bought his dream car - a Porsche 928S4.
      SGL4LIF Single for life, on a Porsche 928 (probably the reason he can afford to own it)
      SHOOTER On a car owned by a member of the university's rifle team
      SHOW COLI a trainer or owner of a champion collie
      SHWING Wayne's world! Wayne's world!
      SHWINGR Enough said!
      SIQTDE Hint: SI QT DE...Time's up...Cutie Inside (QT in SIDE) on a white 1995 Integra in Virginia. Very cute!
      SITE CN On a Winnebago cruising down I-95 south of Philadelphia
      SK84LF Skate for Life, on a car owned by a sports store manager
      SLAV 4ME On a car being driven by a very large scary lookin' woman.
      SLYASA Sly As A, on a Volkswagen Fox
      SMOKDYA Smoked you!
      SMURFME On a Toyota Forerunner
      S MY D S--- My D---, on a red 65 Mustang in San Fran
      SNAAB Snob! on a bright red Saab.
      SNKBITE On a Dodge Viper
      SOBOSOB Grand Son of a Bitch? S.O.B. of a S.O.B
      SOL MAN On a Honda del Sol
      SOSUME So Sue Me
      SPDGTKT Speeding ticket, on a red corvette
      SPEDKLS Speed Kills on a 93 Mazda. This one was pulled over by the cops, proably for speeding
      SPIFFY On a 1979 Chevrolet Corvette
      SPLAT On an exterminators truck in Oregon.
      SPOILME On a blue Honda Accord
      SQLAPS Aesculapius (Roman God of Healing) on a 1972 350 SL. Now why didn't I think of it before?
      SRUOY PU Up yours mirrored
      SRVEMUP Tennis and volleyball are this guy's hobbies, on his 91 Civic Si
      SSSSSSS On a Cobra in Virginia
      STELAAA He uttered this famous line in A Streetcar Named Desire
      ST ETR Street eater
      STIF ONE On an old white hearse in Utah
      STOLEN On a '65 Corvette
      STOP Get the message?
      STORK1 On an Obstetrician's Mercedes
      STOX UP On an investment broker's car
      STR8NR Straightener, on an orthodontist's 911SC
      STRM NRM Stormin Norman
      SU ROOT SuperUser Root, a unix geek. On a Porsche 911
      SWTPEA Sweet pea, on a green Porsche 911
      SYCOGZR Psycho gazer, seen on a Suzuki GSX-R750 with a less than prudent rider
      TAN 270 This one is taken from Car Talk's Puzzler section. You are suppose to figure out what kind of car the owner drives from the plate. Check your answer with the official solution.
      TAX RFND on a Red Acura NSX in Los Angeles, CA
      TCHUSS Good bye in German, on a 911
      TEA REX On a yellow 1994 Porsche 968 Convertible owned by the President of China Mist Tea Company.
      TENGO2 "Tengo" is Spanish for "I have", on a Mercedes 8L-500
      THANXDAD Well, what can I say?
      THE END On a blue cadillac hearse
      THE KGB On a nondescript black vehicle
      THX JAVA Another one coasting on the internet gravy train. Seen on a brand new Porche with a smartly dressed guy driving it
      THX NSCP Thanks Netscape! On a brand new white 911 Carrera 4 bought by an employee of Netscape. In case you just crawled out of a cave, this is what he is thankful for.
      TI3VOM Move it! mirror image
      TIKET ME The owner had this plate for three years in which he accumulated eight parking tickets and two speeding tickets, so he change his plate to this
      TIH2 HO Oh shit mirror image
      TIHZ WA Ah shit mirror image
      TIN CAN On a Toyota
      T IT UP On a golfer's car
      TLCOOL1 Tall Cool One (a Robert Plant song), on the plate of this SWM, 6'7" 235 lbs, blonde hair, blue eyes ISO of a fair maiden to share eternity with...sorry, gals, he didn't leave his URL
      TODA LK2 To the Lake, too! Check out her husband's plate
      TOFLY On a late model Olds 442
      TOH MI I'm hot mirror image, and she is!
      TOMATO On a red -- VERY red -- sports coupe, and, of course, it was driven by a great-looking girl!
      TONKA On a yellow Geo Tracker, the owner's favorite new toy
      TOO FAST Russ' 74 Corvette w/blueprinted engine. You have to see the rest of Russ' series to appreciate this
      TOOFDR On a dentist's car. Tooth Doctor, get it?
      TOO HOT On a motorcyle plate in Arizona
      TOOLONG On a Lincoln super-long limo owned by Super Limousine Seattle, WA.
      TOONS on a cartoonist/musician's car
      TOTLXTC Total Ecstasy
      TRUEX2C True Ecstasy on a 73 Corvette
      TTOZTR1 Testosterone
      TTSNASS Tits and ass, the driver has all of the above!
      TUFF BUG On a Volkswagen Beetle (my favorite)
      TWEETY On a yellow 57 Thunderbird
      TWT LVR Aren't we all? Seen on a Corvette at the Pentagon (don't know how it sneaked past the censors)
      TYPE A as in Aggressive driver!
      TZNUBLU Teasing you blue, seen in Sacramento, CA
      TZVECL On an Ophthalmologist's car - it's the 20/20 line on the eye chart.
      U12B12 You want to be one too!
      U2 1 DAY You Too One Day! On a Hearse in central California
      UCB4UK You see before you...Kay, or you see before you pay (rhymes with k), on a car driven by a young lady. Personally, I like my "loose" interpretation [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]
      UCLAFOX On a Woman's 280ZX
      UGOT2BU On a VW bug
      UHATEME Remember the "Don't hate me because I'm beautiful" ads. It is a fraternity prank.They dared him and he did it. He lives in Virginia and drives a red 325 BMW.
      U LOSE On a Mustang GT
      U L LOSE On a 1995 Z-28 Camaro in Illinois
      UNI2NITE What do you say, You N I tonite...on a positive thinker's white Monte Carlo
      UNIXINU Unix, forwards and backwards
      UNMLU You animal, you.
      UNSTPBL Unstoppable! I think you better take heed, it's on a Hummer
      UNV ME You envy me
      UP N D Up and down. The owner works on elevators for a living.
      UPP4ME You Pee Pee for Me, on a Urologist's license plate
      UPU II Up yours too!
      UPURNOZ Seen in California several years ago. Safe to say that this plate doesn't belong to Ms Manners.
      UPURP2T Up your patuti (I think you can figure out from the context)
      UPURZ2 Retort to above
      UPY-000 Up your..., on a Porsche
      UPYOURZ Same to you buddy! (seen in heavy traffic in Virginia)
      URABUS Subaru backwards...or you are a BUS!
      UR2LOW On a Jacked up 69 Camaro 4WD + Lift kit
      URAPNES You are a penis, on a Florida high schooler's Volkswagen Corrado, license plate later taken away by state. While he owned the plate, the principal MADE him put paper over the plate every day to cover it when he parked in front of the school
      URELAX2 You relax too, on a Bonneville
      URL F Earl Fife is the webmaster for his local Miata Club so the pun is fully intended.
      URNZWA You heard him, "You are in zee way!"
      URSOHOT You are so hot
      USA2DA Gannett News employee? Seen on a white Mazda 626
      UTA3I I eat u when viewed in rearview mirror
      UUUD444 Use THE Force, Luke!
      UWANT12 You want one too?
      V8KILLR On a heavily modified Eagle Talon
      VAN GO for a vanpool
      VANITY Plain and simple
      VET DRM Vette (wet) dream on A Vette at the drag strip in Ennis, TX
      VETTOW corvette tow, on a'93 Chevy truck used to tow a Vette
      VICIOUS On a black Corvette convertible
      VIVA SEX Red fiero, 2 females eastbound on highway going quite fast [img]/forum/images/smilies/smile.gif[/img]
      VIXULDV8 Sexual deviate, on a Mercedes 500sl
      VLAD On an Impala...Dracula!
      VROOOM On a little 2 seated MG Roadster
      W84ME Wait for me, on a VW bug
      W8LFTR Weightlifter
      W8N4FRI Waitin' for Friday...join the club!
      W8NG4IT Waiting for it
      WA 2 FST Way to fast, on a Mustang (11.4 seconds at 120+ street legal!)
      WAGON HO On a station wagon
      WANAPLAY On A High Performance Sports Car
      WARPDRV Warp Drive, on a 1987 Buick Grand National Raleigh N.C.
      WAS HIS After a divorce, on a jaguar
      WASCALY On a very wascally VW wabbit
      WAY2HOT On a RED Mistubishi 3000 GT-VR4
      WEASL 1 Weasels #1. No, it's not a lawyer's car. The owner has 6 ferrets
      WEB BLDR Fellow web builder, on a red Honda Civic
      WED4LIFE Newlyweds' car
      WEDIG4U Seen in Santa Cruz, CA. on a very old hearse being driven by either a grungy teenager or a zombie.
      WETDRM Seen on a Porche...not to sure the driver should be doing that while he's driving
      WE WE On some van
      WE WE DR A urologist's plate
      WHAT COP On a 86 RX7
      WHIZBYU Whiz by you, on a 300ZX
      WHOCARZ Who Cares?
      WHOOSH On a porsche
      WHORU Who are you?
      WHQQSH On a '81 Delorean. As you know, the Q's on the plate actually look like eyeballs. And it's rather appropriate especially with both gull-wing doors open!
      WHTHFK WHat THe F**K? On a VW Beetle
      WHY 55 Why 55mph?
      WIKIDD Wicked, on a 1993 MAZDA MX-3 that will be in the IASCA shows this summer
      WIMOVEH On Phil Margo's 1967 Olds. As a membef of the Tokens, he sang The Lion Sleeps Tonight
      WISE ASP On a Red 93 Dodge Viper in San Diego
      WKNDLVR Weekend Lover, on a red Pontiac Grand Prix, purchased for the driver by her long-distance love
      WLDTHNG Wild thing, on a VW thing
      WLPPRIT Wall paper it! On a crazed decorators carVW thing
      WNDSWPT Windswept on a VW convertible
      WNDWS95 Windows 95, On a customized 95 Chevy Astro Van.
      WOE 2 U Several other meanings besides the obvious one: 1) is from the Iron Maiden song "Number of the Beast". It is also a quote from the bible (Book Of Revelations Chapter 13 Verse 18)
      WOHORSY Whoa Horsy, on a 89 Mustang GT
      WON IT This explains why this big old caddy is PINK!
      WTFMYM "What The F***, Make Your Move", on a lady's 89 Corvette, acquired just before her divorce
      WUZHIZ On a red Corvette in Anaheim California
      WWWOWW On a black dodge stealth
      WYLDKAT Wild Cat, on a 944
      XCLRATN Acceleration, on a Corvette
      XCLER8 Accelerate, on a Mustang
      XEYETING On an Optometrist's 1992 black special edition Miata
      X-HIPPY Something us X-generation can't relate to
      XITHWY1 a trucker's plate, Highway 1 was old CB slang for trucker heaven
      XKWIZIT Exquisite, on a '56 speedster
      XLR82XS Accelerate to excess, on a motorcycle in Texas
      XPIRED Expired
      XQQSME Excuse me!
      XQUS ME Excuse me, please kindly get out of my way!
      XQZMOI Seen on a Porsche..... (Miss Piggy's perhaps?)
      XSIV HI Excessive high
      XTAZ Ecstasy, on a pearl blue 300ZX Stillen Turbo with 18" chrome wheels
      XTC4U2C Ecstasy for you to see, on a Nissan 300ZX
      XTREME On a '95 pearl blazer
      XXRENUF Two Ex's are enough or maybe girls are enough?
      XXX R8D XXX-rated
      XXXXXX On a Mercedes
      XY RN On a male Registered Nurses's plate in NY state. He said at the time he acquired the plate that he wouldn't date any woman who didn't understand what it meant.
      XYXX On a geneticist's car
      XYZZY Seen on an Ohio car, the magic word
      Y55MPH Why 55mph? On an expensive Mercedes
      YA WHO Yahoo!!! Ya who???
      YBEAMAN Why be a man? Apparently, the owner's name IS Yvette Beaman.
      YBY4EN Why buy foreign? on a corvette
      YBNRML Why be normal
      YESLORD Devout Christian?
      YME GOD The lament of the ages
      YOT YM My toy, mirror image
      YOURN8 Urinate, seen on a BMW
      YRUMAD Why r u mad, seen on a ZR1
      Y TRY Why try to catch up? Don't even bother! On a Porche 928s4
      YURNEXT On the car of an undertaker
      YX32 Sexy backwards, on a New York plate
      YY2WRY Too wise and too wry to boot. On a Honda Civic convertible
      YY4U Yet another wise guy. If you believe him, then he's too wise for you
      ZIPNBY Zipping by, on a fast foreign car
      ZIPPY Z On a 300 zx
      ZMEGOBYU On a 300ZX Turbo
      ZPDUDA Zippity doo dah....
      ZUNHELL Zee you in hell, on a 280-Z
      Z WIZ On a Camaro Z-28
      ZZZ on a 280Z with 350 V8 Engine
      ZZZZZZX On a 1983 Datsun 300ZX in West Point, VA
      ZZZZZZZ On a 1985 Nissan 300ZX

      Don't compromise yourself. You are all you've got
      ..........Janis Joplin
      T-10 complete
      "Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming 'WOO HOO' what a ride!"


      • #4
        Pat... I want a UNIQUE one ...not someone elses....LOL

        Jeff.....NO!...didn't you suggest that last time too???LOL

        ...and she lived happily ever after...


        • #5
          Mary, I like your current plate. Why do you want to change?

          Can't have mine though (SCI NRS)!!!


          • #6
            KLD...I don't know...maybe I will start a private thread....sigh... [img]/forum/images/smilies/confused.gif[/img]

            ...and she lived happily ever after...


            • #7
              nursin [img]/forum/images/smilies/wink.gif[/img]

              "If neccessity is the mother of invention,Sci cure is one mother of a neccessity".
              "If neccessity is the mother of invention,Sci cure is one mother of a neccessity".


              • #8
                Geeze, I hope you did not have to type all that stuff in Manually Pat, lol.

                "Life is about how you
                respond to not only the
                challenges you're dealt but
                the challenges you seek...If
                you have no goals, no
                mountains to climb, your
                soul dies".~Liz Fordred
                "Life is about how you
                respond to not only the
                challenges you're dealt but
                the challenges you seek...If
                you have no goals, no
                mountains to climb, your
                soul dies".~Liz Fordred


                • #9
                  Originally posted by duramater View Post
                  kld...i don't know...maybe i will start a private thread....sigh...

                  ...and she lived happily ever after...
                  a s l h e a
                  We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.
                  Ronald Reagan


                  • #10

                    First post!


                    • #11
                      A worker at a local store has this on his vet (and yes he is a major flirt)
                      GURAQT -say each letter

                      My plate is simple RIEU FAN So many people have asked me what a "Rieu" is.


                      • #12
                        Originally posted by duramater View Post
                        can we have another round of suggestions?
                        Not sure what would work for you, but this is what I've had on my cars for about 20 yrs:


                        • #13
                          Tiger I love that plate! Since I bought my new car last year, I have not changed the number plate that came with it. I think about it, but do not do anything about it. It was fun to see this old thread up again!

                          Looking back, now that I am married again, and in a new job in a Spine Center, I may think about a new license plate again!


                          • #14
                            Two of my favorite docs have these plates:

                            4KNEE (that is his name, "Forney", and he is an orthopedist)

                            URO DOC (need I say more?)

                            And I still have SCI NRS

                            The SCI-Nurses are advanced practice nurses specializing in SCI/D care. They are available to answer questions, provide education, and make suggestions which you should always discuss with your physician/primary health care provider before implementing. Medical diagnosis is not provided, nor do the SCI-Nurses provide nursing or medical care through their responses on the CareCure forums.


                            • #15
                              Love the plates TR but the car has my eye,I will always be a mustang girl.

                              Anyhoo,mine is CRIP RYD.

                              Mary,I'm not good @ coming up w/ these things.Definately either incorporate your job or new love somehow.

                              How about..IBA SCI RN?
                              CURE SCI
                              IB N LOVE