Step 1: Move to Phoenix. Step 2: Get an old beater with crap paint and run flat tires. Step 3: Park across two spaces close to an entrance. Step 4: Wait for the a**holes to key your vehicle (you don't care cuz you bought a beater), stab your tires (you don't care cuz you got run flats), or break your windows (uh-oh). Step 5: Hope you die soon and come back as a hummingbird so you can have a short, happy life and not put up with the f**king human race.
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Originally posted by Sit-N-Fly View PostStep 1: Move to Phoenix. Step 2: Get an old beater with crap paint and run flat tires. Step 3: Park across two spaces close to an entrance. Step 4: Wait for the a**holes to key your vehicle (you don't care cuz you bought a beater), stab your tires (you don't care cuz you got run flats), or break your windows (uh-oh). Step 5: Hope you die soon and come back as a hummingbird so you can have a short, happy life and not put up with the f**king human race.
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