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  • You know you're SCI when...

    Brushing your teeth after couple glass of wine, you realize you're using surgilube instead of tooth paste.... !


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  • #2
    you no longer think catheters look like freaky straws from outer space
    CCS/Walker C6...it's a long story

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    • #3
      You sleep in your clothes because it's easier than getting undressed and it seems normal.
      Just another tricky day. C5/6 incomplete, 43 years out.

      You'll get through.

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      • #4
        Life used to be all about sex, drugs and rock and roll
        Now its drugs and roll
        T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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        • #5
          Rubber gloves replace condoms.

          Nurses replace girlfriends.
          Just another tricky day. C5/6 incomplete, 43 years out.

          You'll get through.

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          • #6
            Ha!

            I'm rolling and laughing!

            Originally posted by flying View Post
            Life used to be all about sex, drugs and rock and roll
            Now its drugs and roll

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            • #7
              nurses...

              I've experienced this personally I think I've been banned from every clinic in 50 miles for hitting on the staff

              Originally posted by Tall Paul View Post
              Rubber gloves replace condoms.

              Nurses replace girlfriends.

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              • #8
                When you've broken a leg and the ER doc asks'"Which one?' You reply back, "take your pick ."

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                • #9
                  You discuss your bowel program and bladder issues with perfect strangers...

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                  • #10
                    Hello everyone! i have TM its kinda a sci icant walk without my walker. this just happened to me the other day. you know you are a sci when your walmart rideing carts battery stops and your stuck somewhere in the store. they keep my walker up front. try to find someone when you need them.

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                    • #11
                      You have a good excuse for not cutting the grass, picking up the dog poop, doing the dishes...& on & on...

                      Funny stuff.
                      C4/5 incomplete, 17 years since injury

                      "The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.” - Carlos Castaneda

                      "We live not alone but chained to a creature of a different kingdom: our body." - Marcel Proust

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                      • #12
                        When you have a shit day it literally involves copious amounts of fecal matter.

                        Damn those bowel accidents.

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by NW-Will View Post
                          When you have a shit day it literally involves copious amounts of fecal matter.

                          Damn those bowel accidents.
                          you need to consider taking a blood test to see if you have food sensitivities. I stopped all gluten and diary and have had no real issues since then. and it was issue in a big way previously Even Plums will be a trigger and came up on the test as a severe sensitivity.. http://www.alcat.com/
                          "The trick is in what one emphasizes. We either make ourselves miserable, or we make ourselves happy. The amount of work is the same.” ~Carlos Castaneda

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                          • #14
                            ...you have to hug your knees to fart.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by anban View Post
                              ...you have to hug your knees to fart.
                              HA! I Do that too.
                              Rollin' since '89. Complete C8

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