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    your pants fall down as you transfer into your car and you gotta wait for the big black dude that hit on you to get into his car (parked next to yours)and leave before you can pull up said pants.

    you also forgot to put on underwear because you're a boss with pain fog and it just slipped your mind.

    oh well, the ones with the cute frogs on them were dirty anyway.

    share your awkward moments!
    "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!"
    http://www.elportavoz.com/

    #2
    Chad, before I knew him, was flying somewhere and was wheeled down the airplane in one of those aisle chairs. His stepfather lifted him out of the chair into a seat, but he forgot to lift chad by his pants and his pants fell down. Thankfully he had underwear on (after I came along, I vetoed underwear due to the heat of them and the extra wrinkling and chances for pressure sores), but he was really embarrassed all the same because then they had to lift him up and try to get his pants wrestled back on!
    Wife of Chad (C4/5 since 1988), mom of a great teenager

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      #3
      I intermittent cath. I was a couple weeks out of rehab and at a TGI Fridays, went to the bathroom to cath. Did my business, cleaned up and went back the the table but the whole thing was still new to me and of course I can't feel anything down there. Totally forgot to stuff my schmeckel back into my pants and zip up. He was just hanging out, checking out the restaurant with his purple helmet on. My 78 year old Mother in law leaned over and told me.

      It was a bit embarrassing.

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        #4
        Originally posted by t8burst View Post
        I intermittent cath. I was a couple weeks out of rehab and at a TGI Fridays, went to the bathroom to cath. Did my business, cleaned up and went back the the table but the whole thing was still new to me and of course I can't feel anything down there. Totally forgot to stuff my schmeckel back into my pants and zip up. He was just hanging out, checking out the restaurant with his purple helmet on. My 78 year old Mother in law leaned over and told me.

        It was a bit embarrassing.
        HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA omg i think i need my inhaler!
        "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!"
        http://www.elportavoz.com/

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          #5
          Sometimes when I lean forward to pick something off the floor and my knees press in my guts it just squeezes out a good loud fart.
          When I am teaching I inevitably drop the board pens on the floor sometimes and if I bend over to pick them up too quickly the results are predictable. My students find it amusing to have a teacher that farts loudly in class.

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            #6
            I'm no student, but I find it hilarious as well, Adrian.

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              #7
              these are great!!! i'd laugh if i were your student, adrian.

              thank goodness chad had underwear on!
              "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!"
              http://www.elportavoz.com/

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                #8
                Originally posted by t8burst View Post
                I intermittent cath. I was a couple weeks out of rehab and at a TGI Fridays, went to the bathroom to cath. Did my business, cleaned up and went back the the table but the whole thing was still new to me and of course I can't feel anything down there. Totally forgot to stuff my schmeckel back into my pants and zip up. He was just hanging out, checking out the restaurant with his purple helmet on. My 78 year old Mother in law leaned over and told me.

                It was a bit embarrassing.
                Only 3 posts in and we have a wiener -- I mean, a winner!
                stephen@bike-on.com

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by t8burst View Post
                  I intermittent cath. I was a couple weeks out of rehab and at a TGI Fridays, went to the bathroom to cath. Did my business, cleaned up and went back the the table but the whole thing was still new to me and of course I can't feel anything down there. Totally forgot to stuff my schmeckel back into my pants and zip up. He was just hanging out, checking out the restaurant with his purple helmet on. My 78 year old Mother in law leaned over and told me.

                  It was a bit embarrassing.
                  I would have been leaving after that.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by stephen212 View Post
                    Only 3 posts in and we have a wiener -- I mean, a winner!

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by t8burst View Post
                      I intermittent cath. I was a couple weeks out of rehab and at a TGI Fridays, went to the bathroom to cath. Did my business, cleaned up and went back the the table but the whole thing was still new to me and of course I can't feel anything down there. Totally forgot to stuff my schmeckel back into my pants and zip up. He was just hanging out, checking out the restaurant with his purple helmet on. My 78 year old Mother in law leaned over and told me.

                      It was a bit embarrassing.
                      I would have leaned over to cover it with my head. We both win.

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                        #12
                        Originally posted by crypticgimp View Post
                        your pants fall down as you transfer into your car and you gotta wait for the big black dude that hit on you to get into his car (parked next to yours)and leave before you can pull up said pants.

                        you also forgot to put on underwear because you're a boss with pain fog and it just slipped your mind.

                        oh well, the ones with the cute frogs on them were dirty anyway.

                        share your awkward moments!
                        Oh, shit! That's great.

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                          #13
                          I've lost some weight recently.

                          I went to the grocery store and not thinking put my wallet in one pocket of my jeans and my keys in the other. The jeans couldn't take the weight.

                          I get up to the register to pay for my stuff and had to reach to my knees to get my wallet. My face was all shades of red...I had no clue my pants were literally falling off.

                          Thank God I had on my favorite dark purple boy short panties.
                          Thank God I was in a store I don't have to go back to.
                          Thank God no one there knew me.

                          Yep we had a drink (red headed sluts) that night and laughed like hell. My girlfriend didn't believe me until I demonstrated and we disposed of those jeans properly LOL
                          T12-L2; Burst fracture L1: Incomplete walking with AFO's and cane since 1989

                          My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown

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                            #14
                            LOL dd!!!! i wouldve died!!!

                            my pants are just weird. they are the jeggings and are just loose enough + combo of lots of elastic --> slide down when i transfer. they are now home pants! this is why i wear long shirts....
                            "Smells like death in a bucket of chicken!"
                            http://www.elportavoz.com/

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                              #15
                              Near the end of my hospital stay after the injury I was asked if I wanted to see a movie. I was in a hospital gown which is decent if you're sitting down. We went down long hallways in the big university medical center. When I returned to my room for some reason I reached around behind me and to my horror felt bare buns. There was a 3-4 inch gap between the seat back and the wheelchair seat.
                              C5/C6

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