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    After SCI I asked my wife if i should where boxers or briefs........She said DEPENDS
    Before SCI all I wanted was a nice BMW...now I don't care about the W
    Before SCI I used to be a great master-debater, now I'm just working on being a good debater
    Before SCI I never hit a hole in one, now I do it 7 times aday
    Before SCI sex drugs and rock and roll...after drugs and roll
    Before SCI masturbation 3 times a week... after hand cycle
    Before SCI Think I'll get a pedicure..after Dr. wise wheres my cure
    Before SCI Dr. Phil noes every thing, hes my hero..After sci55 hes the guy
    T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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    Before SCI life was good, now, I can't kick!

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    • #3
      One more
      Before SCI dungeons and dragons....After dragon naturally speaking
      T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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      • #4
        Hy husband's line when he has had enough to eat:

        I'm so stuffed I can't move.

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        • #5
          Ba-da-bum-BUM! funny stuff, Flying!

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          • #6
            What does the hole-in-one 7 times a day mean?

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            • #7
              Originally posted by Uncle Peter View Post
              What does the hole-in-one 7 times a day mean?
              I assumed catheter ...
              Roses are red. Tacos are enjoyable. Don't blame immigrants, because you're unemployable.

              T-11 Flaccid Paraplegic due to TM July 1985 @ age 12

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              • #8
                that is all that I can think of.

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                • #9
                  Yes its catheters.....humm thought this crowd would get that one.
                  T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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                  • #10
                    i thought of hitting a hole in the pavement with the front wheel
                    LAUNCH TIME

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                    • #11
                      CURIOUS - How long have you been in the chair?
                      ME- since 10 o'clock this morning, lol
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                      • #12
                        After the surgery to fix my latest fracture, the doctor told me my prognosis was poor. I did not understand what he meant until I got his bill today.
                        Last edited by SCIfor55+yrs.; 10-09-2011, 10:44 AM.
                        You will find a guide to preserving shoulder function @
                        http://www.rstce.pitt.edu/RSTCE_Reso...imb_Injury.pdf

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                        http://cccforum55.freehostia.com/

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                        • #13
                          You Might

                          If you haven't, read the posts, "you might be a PWD if...." Lots of laughs.
                          You C.A.N.
                          Conquer Adversity Now

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                          • #14
                            So this morning my daughter was playing on my standing frame. She could not figure out how to get down. For some reason didn't like it when I told her I always new she was stuck up.
                            T12L1 Incomplete Still here This is the place to be 58 years old

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