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    #16
    The most embarrassing event I have witnessed re: SCI did not happen to me, or to you. A guy at rehab was being lifted in a Hoyer. The moment the Hoyer took off, there was this terrible storm of farts, and poop started falling on the floor coming from between his shorts. Poop after poop after poop. Like, a Jurassic park poop. 20 people were looking.
    Sorry, I don't know if this is any consolation or not.

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      #17
      Originally posted by Cripply
      The most embarrassing event I have witnessed re: SCI did not happen to me, or to you. A guy at rehab was being lifted in a Hoyer. The moment the Hoyer took off, there was this terrible storm of farts, and poop started falling on the floor coming from between his shorts. Poop after poop after poop. Like, a Jurassic park poop. 20 people were looking.
      Sorry, I don't know if this is any consolation or not.
      Shit happens.
      Daniel

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        #18
        Cory... God... that was amazing.... Give em something to remember you by! You are my hero too!

        Sieg

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          #19
          Did you not have a starbucks cup handy??? LOL

          Sorry, you did have a sucky day. I wish I could say that I have never been there but then you know I would be lying.

          If it makes you feel better, I crapped myself on my first job interview post SCI... I didnt get the job but then afterwards I didnt want it.

          Hope all goes smooth tomorrow.
          T12-L2; Burst fracture L1: Incomplete walking with AFO's and cane since 1989

          My goal in life is to be as good of a person my dog already thinks I am. ~Author Unknown

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            #20
            Hey, mr. coffee, stuff happens! In college my girl friend did a full gainer into my lap, exploding my ileostomy bag! Pissed me off. Quite literally! That was a tender moment.
            "Music will always find its way to us, with or without business, politics, religion, or any other bullshit attached. Music survives everything, and like God it is always present. It needs no help, and suffers no hindrance. It has always found me, and with God's blessing and permission, it always will." Eric Clapton

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              #21
              ha, your guys stories are great.

              I really liked the guy doing a Cripply's story, a storm of farts haha and the poop I could just imagine it flowing like water and just piling up under some PT's feet, classic.


              Yah I would prefer not to wear leg bags bob, when I was in the chair I could just cath But now that I walk as soon as the urge hits me that I have to piss, my legs get super weak and I can barley walk, so yah, you know the outcome of that.

              So thats why I had to switch to the leg bag sadly. But I don't mind it, because its easy to just rip off and I don't have to stick anything into my penis which is another bonus.
              Injured:10-16-04
              C7/C8, T1 incomplete;


              For stalkers convenience:
              Blog:
              http://www.ordealsonwheels.com/
              Facebook:
              http://www.facebook.com/#!/coryssanchez
              Progress:
              http://photobucket.com/albums/b290/swooty/
              My drawings:
              http://kanvases.com/sites/corysanchez/home

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                #22
                Jeepers, Cory. I'm an AB and I have to say that your posts give me so much insight into what our friend deals with regularly that, while I'm laughing, I'm learning. And, it makes it so much easier to talk about stuff that's not always easy to discuss.

                That said, if I knew any wonderful 20-somethings, I'd want to introduce you to them and them to you immediately because anyone who has everything that you bring (intellect, sense of humor, drive, hard work, optimism, a way with words, a six pack and judging from your advatar you're a looker) deserves the absolute best going forward.

                If/when I find someone... look for a PM. You rock, dude!

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                  #23
                  haha thanks beachlover, direct them to my, myspace: its where they all find me lol.

                  But i'm glad its insightful and not just funny
                  Injured:10-16-04
                  C7/C8, T1 incomplete;


                  For stalkers convenience:
                  Blog:
                  http://www.ordealsonwheels.com/
                  Facebook:
                  http://www.facebook.com/#!/coryssanchez
                  Progress:
                  http://photobucket.com/albums/b290/swooty/
                  My drawings:
                  http://kanvases.com/sites/corysanchez/home

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                    #24
                    oh wow i just found out the link in my profile:
                    http://www.myspace.com/corysanchez
                    isn't my, myspace at all lol
                    i gota fix that mine is:
                    www.myspace.com/coryssanchez
                    Injured:10-16-04
                    C7/C8, T1 incomplete;


                    For stalkers convenience:
                    Blog:
                    http://www.ordealsonwheels.com/
                    Facebook:
                    http://www.facebook.com/#!/coryssanchez
                    Progress:
                    http://photobucket.com/albums/b290/swooty/
                    My drawings:
                    http://kanvases.com/sites/corysanchez/home

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                      #25
                      LOL! I've known for a while your link didn't go to a profile, Cory, I just assumed you deleted your account and didn't care.

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                        #26
                        That was the most artfully composed, beautiful description of urinary incontinence I have ever heard!

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by Them Bones
                          That was the most artfully composed, beautiful description of urinary incontinence I have ever heard!
                          Indeed.

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                            #28
                            It is better than crap in your pants. Oh the memories! Linguistics 101, Tuesday, 1983.

                            I got an A.

                            I was very happy to see there was a new teacher and new students for linguistics 102 the following semester.

                            Even though this just happens to you Cory your ability to see it through humor is totally refreshing!

                            I hope you did better on the exam than you think.
                            Get involved in politics as if your life depended on it, because it does. -- Justin Dart

                            I shall not tolerate ignorance or hate speech on this site.

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                              #29
                              There's a lot to be said for the external and leg bag, even more when the fecker comes off!

                              Been there Cory (coincidently at an interview for I.B.M) and feel for you although I don't think it's caused any long term psychological damage.

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                                #30
                                I try to always wear black. Black pants, black shorts, black everything. I also try to have two or three of the same style, just in case. That way it doesn´t show and can change and nobody will notice. As a matter of fact, from now on I´m only going to buy one style of black pants and one style of black shorts, something like what Einstein did. Except the shirts, which will be loud and colorful!!

                                I hate that sh(t. It´s happened to a lot of us in the worst situations. Your story was among the top of the horror list.
                                T6 complete (or so I think), SCI since September 21, 2003

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