I'm trying to figure out if I could market a 3 musketeers bar, filled with ammonia cream instead of that fluffy chocolate stuff? "90% fewer calories, tastes just like grandma's window cleaner! Sure to please the whole family!"
How in the hell did they get unfortunate Scandinavian children hooked on this stuff? I know our candy was too sweet for her, but hers was made of cleaning products and smelling salts. (BTW, I'm referring to my Swedish ex sis-in-law.)
Her other fave snack was pickled herring on a wasa cracker. I thought I'd give it a go, it couldn't be that bad, right? My stepbro and his buds were slurping it down. I like pickles. I like fish. So I smelled it. Yep, far as I got. Turns out I like pickles and I like fish, but pickled fish is a bit much for me!
How in the hell did they get unfortunate Scandinavian children hooked on this stuff? I know our candy was too sweet for her, but hers was made of cleaning products and smelling salts. (BTW, I'm referring to my Swedish ex sis-in-law.)
Her other fave snack was pickled herring on a wasa cracker. I thought I'd give it a go, it couldn't be that bad, right? My stepbro and his buds were slurping it down. I like pickles. I like fish. So I smelled it. Yep, far as I got. Turns out I like pickles and I like fish, but pickled fish is a bit much for me!
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